miamisammy29 4 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. Your private party with the Chippendale Dancers will start promptly at 7:00pm. I want to catch the biggest marlin the world has ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. You just caught Marlon Brando. I wish I lived someplace it was warm all year round Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted! Death Valley is really a nice place to be I wish I would do more sports Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted, say hi to your date for the evening, Barry Bonds. I wish I had a cheesesteak. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. Mmmmmm.....bovine spongiform encephalopathy. I wish I had a Filet O' Fish sandwich. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Mercury poisoning! I wish I had a ham sandwich. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. And Shalom! to you and yours, Crazy Donowicz. I want to own a fleet of luxury cars. Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. Well done on killing the planet, now where you gonna drive 'em? I wish I didn't need glasses. Link to post Share on other sites
TheTallOne 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Now you're blind. Problem solved. I wish life was simpler Link to post Share on other sites
SoulGirl 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. You are now a reclusive hermit living in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a cloth to cover your nether regions and a Barry Manilow song in your head. I wish I could shift seven pounds in time for California bikini weather. Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. Those seven pounds are shifted to your thighs. You learn to watch the wording of your wishes. I wish that I was out with my friends right now instead of stuck in the house feeling bored. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Granted, your friends have outed you. You learn to watch the wording of your wishes. I wish I wasn't so darned good looking. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Granted . Now you're one of Bush's closest advisors . I wish N.Korea would just disappear . Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Granted. Your wish upset God and he got in such a huff he just squashed all of our tiny little planet. I wish everyone could get on just fine with everyone and thing on earth. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Granted, but now what will you eat? I wish Kevin would run for public office. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Granted. In a stunning upset, Kevin has beaten the incumbent, John Street (D), and is the new mayor of Philadelphia. In the coming four years, citizens of the City of Brotherly Love should expect a surplus of obscure war references and indecipherable bits of sarcasm, and see a decrease in the availability of beer and liquor products. I want - no...I NEED - a big bag of weed. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Granted . Enjoy your dandelions . I wish I were a professional golfer . Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Dandelions are NOT weeds, and don't let anyone tell you different! I wish I were a professional golfer . You are, and you have to play with the world's most expensive set of bent clubs. I want to play in the World Series of Poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 Granted! But you should have included a chip stack along with that wish... I wish this computer worked properly Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 Granted. Now it won't braake down until you need it for some work! I wish I could have a never ending supply of divine chocolate. Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 Granted. Welcome to Weight Watchers. I wish clothes ironed themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 Granted. Welcome to the special burns unit. I wish Glass wasn't so sharp to pick up. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Granted. Your hands are calloused enough that glass will not pierce through... "Man hands!" I wish my roomies cats would drop dead so they would quit bugging me Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Granted, they crawled into an unreachable space and died and now the stench is just killing you. I wish I could walk on water. Link to post Share on other sites
skybluesky 0 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 You now have a cast from slipping on ice and breaking your leg I wish I were a sexy babe Link to post Share on other sites
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