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Granted. You are now a reclusive hermit living in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a cloth to cover your nether regions and a Barry Manilow song in your head.

I wish I could shift seven pounds in time for California bikini weather.

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Granted. Those seven pounds are shifted to your thighs. You learn to watch the wording of your wishes.

I wish that I was out with my friends right now instead of stuck in the house feeling bored.

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Granted. Your wish upset God and he got in such a huff he just squashed all of our tiny little planet.

I wish everyone could get on just fine with everyone and thing on earth.

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Granted. In a stunning upset, Kevin has beaten the incumbent, John Street (D), and is the new mayor of Philadelphia. In the coming four years, citizens of the City of Brotherly Love should expect a surplus of obscure war references and indecipherable bits of sarcasm, and see a decrease in the availability of beer and liquor products.

I want - no...I NEED - a big bag of weed.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester: :jester:

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Dandelions are NOT weeds, and don't let anyone tell you different!

I wish I were a professional golfer .

You are, and you have to play with the world's most expensive set of bent clubs.

I want to play in the World Series of Poker.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester:

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Granted. Your hands are calloused enough that glass will not pierce through... "Man hands!"

I wish my roomies cats would drop dead so they would quit bugging me

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