Uncle Joe Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, now you're a Baby Grand on the Broadway stage. Act appropriately. I wish I had written all of Billy Joel's songs.
Jenny Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted....you wrote such gems as "Uptown Girl" I wish I could fly
Uncle Joe Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, you're a housefly. Enjoy your week. I wish I could meet all Songfactors.
The Seeker Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Meet you at Karhul's, 6pm. I wish I could stop working for the rest of my life.
Blue Fish Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, heres a loaded gun and a freash dug grave. I wish I was a fish.
phil Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. What's the best tuna? Chicken Of The Sea. I wish my wife would agree to let me have a mistress.
miamisammy29 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Have fun at the motel with Roseanne Barr. I wish I could quit smoking cigarettes. (And Fintan, your response was absolutely BRILLIANT!! )
TheLizard Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Enjoy your cocaine addiction. I wish I had a spaceship.
Farin Posted April 20, 2007 Report Posted April 20, 2007 Granted. Now you're in deep space with the closest planet only 154 years of maximum speed away... I wish I would have been at Woodstock.
miamisammy29 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Posted April 20, 2007 You were. And now you're still having flashbacks from the bad acid. I want to climb to the top of Mount Everest.
TheLizard Posted April 20, 2007 Report Posted April 20, 2007 Congratulations, not only did you make it to the top, you'll be even more famous in 1000 years when they discover your frozen remains. I wish I could jam with Charlie Daniels.
Kevin Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Granted . Mind your nails on that washboard , though . I wish I were a high-powered attorney .
skybluesky Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Meet your new client, Phil Spector I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Uncle Joe Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Granted but now you're half eaten and laying in a dumpster. I wish I was the straw that stirs your drink.
Blue Fish Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Granted, after you stir my drink my dog chews you up and burys you in the back garden. I wish I had a squadron of flying monkeys to do all of my bidding.
Kevin Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Granted . Mind that glass of water though ... oh , da*n , sorry about that, eh !? I wish The bank's computers were making a continuous accounting error adding $1. 00 a minute to my account .
edna Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Kevin, the banker is accused of being your accomplice. Here´s the police, you know your rights. I wish I was on the beach right now.
Kevin Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Granted . You are on a 10 by 10 meter atoll with no fresh water , sharks all around and it's off the map . I wish I were the King of England .
skybluesky Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Have fun with all that madness, George. I wish I were married to George Clooney
MindCrime Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Congrats, now your one of the many I wish I had a dog to deliver the mail
Uncle Joe Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Granted, but Rover has gone postal on you and shot you in the head. I wish I had a nickel for every time someone wished he had a nickel.
skybluesky Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Too bad you swallowed them to keep them safe and died of nickel poisoning I wish I could eat fish every day
edna Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Have you heard of Anisakis? I wish I could sleep 9 hours one night.
skybluesky Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Too bad you overslept and missed the only chance you will ever have to meet Keith Richards I wish I were a famous singer
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