Corrupt a Wish

[Rayzor]

Granted. Summer is on the next flight... with her aunt Flo

I wish beer was cheaper

[Brad_M]

Granted...The price of every brand of beer went down 3 cents per case, worldwide.  :haveabeer:

 

I wish I had x-ray vision. 

[Rayzor]

Granted. You must see me naked forever.


I wish the new boards worked better with the crappy browser I use.

[Brad_M]

Granted... To make things good for you, Carl goes back to using the old message board and server that he used when he first started Songfacts. This cause everyone else on Songfacts to have problems, because we all have good browsers which aren't compatible with the old Songfacts system. This causes so much frustration for everyone wanting to play games, that they all stop playing, leaving Rayzor to play Songfacts games all by himself.

 

I wish I had a shorter answer for that last wish, my fingers are tired.

[miamisammy29]

Granted.  Your fingers will never get tired again.  However, you now have very limp wrists.

I wish I lived in China.  They have good food.

[Brad_M]

Granted...

You now live next to Kevin, who recently moved to China from Japan and he offers you a plate of Fugu, prepared by his untrained and unlicensed hands.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[miamisammy29]

Granted.....Your new name is SpongeBob.

I wish I could just pick a chunk of cheese off the nearest tree.

[Otokichi]

No problem, you can take something off the Mozarella tree anytime, but be ready to fight the fully armed Militant Cows that guard Cheeseland!

I wish Last.fm was working like it was in July 2015.

[Otokichi]

Last.fm is dead. It's time to move on to Pandora Radio or Spotify.:(

I wish it would rain. (El Niño hasn't been pushed aside by La Niña yet.)

[Brad_M]

Granted. It will start raining tomorrow, exactly one day after you called your neighbor Noah a lunatic and told him and his family to F@%K Off.

 

I wish I could levitate.

[Otokichi]

No problem, you can lift yourself anywhere you like. It's "getting down" that's going to be hard, ever since The Aliens "fixed" you in Beacon, New York.:)

I wish more old(er) Songfacts "fishes" would visit more often.

Edited January 12, 2017 by Otokichi
Watch out for the talking Deer with the antlers!

[Carl]

Granted (we're working on it). That guy who was here a lot in 2006 can post all the reasons you're wrong about pretty much everything.

I wish I was taller.

[miamisammy29]

Granted.  You are now 4-foot NINE.

I wish I could be abducted by aliens.
(Glad to see I'm not the only one that watches "People of Earth")

[Otokichi]

Granted, you're now a part of The Donald's Brain Trust. And guess who's brain their about to eat...

I wish I'd gotten a Minidisc system back in the 1990's.

[Otokichi]

So, the Minidisc wasn't that hot back in the 19190's?  Here we go again...

I wish "Futurama" returned for another season.

[miamisammy29]

Granted...and with a whole new cast, including Nicolas Cage as Fry, Roseanne Barr as Leela, Alex Rodriguez as Bender, and Donald Trump as the voice of Dr. Zoidberg.

I wish "Hee Haw" returned for another season.

 

[Otokichi]

Granted. The Country TV version of "Animal Farm" predominantly features Donkeys and Mules.

I wish Kodachrome color slide film came back.

[miamisammy29]

Granted...but you can't fit a whole roll in your iPhone.

I wish Hawaii was within walking distance.

[Otokichi]

Granted, oh great Mega-Godzilla. But you might get bored, since you can walk around the world in 7 steps!;)

I wish that Mad magazine came back.