Rayzor Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. Summer is on the next flight... with her aunt Flo I wish beer was cheaper
Brad_M Posted May 5, 2015 Report Posted May 5, 2015 Granted...The price of every brand of beer went down 3 cents per case, worldwide. :haveabeer: I wish I had x-ray vision.
Rayzor Posted May 8, 2015 Report Posted May 8, 2015 Granted. You must see me naked forever. I wish the new boards worked better with the crappy browser I use.
Brad_M Posted May 17, 2015 Report Posted May 17, 2015 Granted... To make things good for you, Carl goes back to using the old message board and server that he used when he first started Songfacts. This cause everyone else on Songfacts to have problems, because we all have good browsers which aren't compatible with the old Songfacts system. This causes so much frustration for everyone wanting to play games, that they all stop playing, leaving Rayzor to play Songfacts games all by himself. I wish I had a shorter answer for that last wish, my fingers are tired.
miamisammy29 Posted July 10, 2015 Report Posted July 10, 2015 Granted. Your fingers will never get tired again. However, you now have very limp wrists.I wish I lived in China. They have good food.
Brad_M Posted July 29, 2015 Report Posted July 29, 2015 Granted...You now live next to Kevin, who recently moved to China from Japan and he offers you a plate of Fugu, prepared by his untrained and unlicensed hands. I wish I could breathe underwater.
miamisammy29 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Posted August 7, 2015 Granted.....Your new name is SpongeBob.I wish I could just pick a chunk of cheese off the nearest tree.
Otokichi Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 No problem, you can take something off the Mozarella tree anytime, but be ready to fight the fully armed Militant Cows that guard Cheeseland!I wish Last.fm was working like it was in July 2015.
Otokichi Posted May 16, 2016 Report Posted May 16, 2016 Last.fm is dead. It's time to move on to Pandora Radio or Spotify.:(I wish it would rain. (El Niño hasn't been pushed aside by La Niña yet.)
Brad_M Posted January 10, 2017 Report Posted January 10, 2017 Granted. It will start raining tomorrow, exactly one day after you called your neighbor Noah a lunatic and told him and his family to F@%K Off. I wish I could levitate.
Otokichi Posted January 12, 2017 Report Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) No problem, you can lift yourself anywhere you like. It's "getting down" that's going to be hard, ever since The Aliens "fixed" you in Beacon, New York.:) I wish more old(er) Songfacts "fishes" would visit more often. Edited January 12, 2017 by Otokichi Watch out for the talking Deer with the antlers!
Carl Posted January 13, 2017 Report Posted January 13, 2017 Granted (we're working on it). That guy who was here a lot in 2006 can post all the reasons you're wrong about pretty much everything. I wish I was taller.
miamisammy29 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Posted January 13, 2017 Granted. You are now 4-foot NINE. I wish I could be abducted by aliens. (Glad to see I'm not the only one that watches "People of Earth")
Otokichi Posted January 14, 2017 Report Posted January 14, 2017 Granted, you're now a part of The Donald's Brain Trust. And guess who's brain their about to eat... I wish I'd gotten a Minidisc system back in the 1990's.
Otokichi Posted February 23, 2018 Report Posted February 23, 2018 So, the Minidisc wasn't that hot back in the 19190's? Here we go again... I wish "Futurama" returned for another season.
miamisammy29 Posted August 19, 2021 Report Posted August 19, 2021 Granted...and with a whole new cast, including Nicolas Cage as Fry, Roseanne Barr as Leela, Alex Rodriguez as Bender, and Donald Trump as the voice of Dr. Zoidberg. I wish "Hee Haw" returned for another season.
Otokichi Posted August 22, 2021 Report Posted August 22, 2021 Granted. The Country TV version of "Animal Farm" predominantly features Donkeys and Mules. I wish Kodachrome color slide film came back.
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2021 Report Posted September 3, 2021 Granted...but you can't fit a whole roll in your iPhone. I wish Hawaii was within walking distance.
Otokichi Posted September 13, 2021 Report Posted September 13, 2021 Granted, oh great Mega-Godzilla. But you might get bored, since you can walk around the world in 7 steps!;) I wish that Mad magazine came back.
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