Rayzor 1 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. Summer is on the next flight... with her aunt Flo I wish beer was cheaper Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Granted...The price of every brand of beer went down 3 cents per case, worldwide. :haveabeer: I wish I had x-ray vision. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Granted. You must see me naked forever. I wish the new boards worked better with the crappy browser I use. Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted... To make things good for you, Carl goes back to using the old message board and server that he used when he first started Songfacts. This cause everyone else on Songfacts to have problems, because we all have good browsers which aren't compatible with the old Songfacts system. This causes so much frustration for everyone wanting to play games, that they all stop playing, leaving Rayzor to play Songfacts games all by himself. I wish I had a shorter answer for that last wish, my fingers are tired. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Granted. Your fingers will never get tired again. However, you now have very limp wrists.I wish I lived in China. They have good food. Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Granted...You now live next to Kevin, who recently moved to China from Japan and he offers you a plate of Fugu, prepared by his untrained and unlicensed hands. I wish I could breathe underwater. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted.....Your new name is SpongeBob.I wish I could just pick a chunk of cheese off the nearest tree. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 No problem, you can take something off the Mozarella tree anytime, but be ready to fight the fully armed Militant Cows that guard Cheeseland!I wish Last.fm was working like it was in July 2015. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 Last.fm is dead. It's time to move on to Pandora Radio or Spotify.:(I wish it would rain. (El Niño hasn't been pushed aside by La Niña yet.) Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 Granted. It will start raining tomorrow, exactly one day after you called your neighbor Noah a lunatic and told him and his family to F@%K Off. I wish I could levitate. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) No problem, you can lift yourself anywhere you like. It's "getting down" that's going to be hard, ever since The Aliens "fixed" you in Beacon, New York.:) I wish more old(er) Songfacts "fishes" would visit more often. Edited January 12, 2017 by Otokichi Watch out for the talking Deer with the antlers! Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 22 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Granted (we're working on it). That guy who was here a lot in 2006 can post all the reasons you're wrong about pretty much everything. I wish I was taller. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Granted. You are now 4-foot NINE. I wish I could be abducted by aliens. (Glad to see I'm not the only one that watches "People of Earth") Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Granted, you're now a part of The Donald's Brain Trust. And guess who's brain their about to eat... I wish I'd gotten a Minidisc system back in the 1990's. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 So, the Minidisc wasn't that hot back in the 19190's? Here we go again... I wish "Futurama" returned for another season. Link to post Share on other sites
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