Farin Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 Granted, your caffeine addiction gets even worse, and now you can't sit still for even 30 seconds
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 Granted, now you've developed an ulcer the size of your shoe from having remembered so many things you'd have been better off forgetting I wish I were as clever as UncleJoe...
miamisammy29 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 Granted. You now have a brain like Einstein and the wit of Mark Twain, but, like, Howard Hughes (and UncleJoe), you keep forgetting to wear your pants. I want to jump over a shark on a motorcycle.
phil Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 Your wish is granted Fonzie. I wish I kept all my baseball cards when I was a kid.
Rayzor Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 Granted... unfortunately they have faded and the pictures are yellowed beyond recognition I wish I had remembered to wear pants (it's cold!)
phil Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 Granted, unfortunately they are bell bottoms. I wish I had a weeks vacation.
Jenny Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 Granted, enjoy your week in the Middle East I wish I was on the beach
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 Granted. You are now David Hasselhoff. I wish I had a yacht.
phil Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 With Gilligan...the skipper too. I wish I had a private chef.
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 You already do. His name is Boy-Ar-Dee. I want to fight Mike Tyson.
Jenny Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 Granted, and he bites off your ear I wish I could punch Paris Hilton
SoulGirl Posted May 17, 2007 Report Posted May 17, 2007 Granted. You're her new cellmate. I wish I could heal my broken foot in magic time.
Rayzor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 Granted... your foot will feel okay by tomorrow morning, until you fall down a flight of stairs and break the other foot and an arm I wish I felt like a king!
skybluesky Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 You are resplendent in your girth, Henry VIII I wish I were married to Ryan Adams
Uncle Joe Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 Granted, but in true rock-star form he's passing you around to all his friends. I wish I could dissolve some marriages.
Rayzor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 Granted - Judge Joe! Unfortunately you are required to wear pants (or at least shorts) under the robe! I wish I wasn't feeling tired now...
skybluesky Posted May 18, 2007 Report Posted May 18, 2007 See ya in a hundred years Rip van Winkle I wish I could paint like van Gogh
phil Posted May 19, 2007 Report Posted May 19, 2007 Granted, but you have to cut off your other ear. I wish my daddy was Bill Gates.
skybluesky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Posted May 19, 2007 He is-Bill Gates, professional bum from Des Moines, Iowa. I wish I could find my perfect nerd boy sweetheart.
Uncle Joe Posted May 19, 2007 Report Posted May 19, 2007 Granted, he's right here at SF. I wish I could find the perfect match for anyone.
skybluesky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Posted May 19, 2007 Granted, he's right here at SF. I wish I could find the perfect match for anyone. All right, which one of you is really Mr. Costello?
Rayzor Posted May 20, 2007 Report Posted May 20, 2007 I'm not Mr. Costello, but my eyesight IS beginning to fail... wait: aren't nerds supposed to be smart or somethin' ?? I wish I were in the rock n roll hall of fame!
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Posted May 20, 2007 Granted, I hope you brought a blanket, they locked the doors and you stuck in the hall for a VERY long time. I wish I didn't get so emotional and care so much about other people.
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