MuzikTyme 0 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Greetings Songfactors! Remember the story The Monkey's Paw or similar stories like The Wishmaster, where every wish that was granted had a horrible result? Well, welcome to Corrupt a Wish! This little game has potential for many laughs. Let's give it a try but be careful what you wish for! Muhahahaha Here's how: The first person makes a wish: "I wish I knew what my dog was saying." The second person will corrupt the wish like this: "Granted! Your dog thinks you're a jerk!" Another example: First person says, "I wish I had X-Ray vision." Second person says, "Granted! You can now see through Granny's underwear!" The one who grants a wish then gives a wish of their own and play continues to the next corrupting poster or in this case, the next wishmaster. Guess I'll start: I wish for world peace... Link to post Share on other sites
TheTallOne 0 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Congratulations! Millions of people in the armed forces, those who supply those people with equipment, and anyone even remotely related to violence is out of a job! I wish that I could fly. Link to post Share on other sites
MuzikTyme 0 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Granted! You are now a turkey vulture! Enjoy eating dead opossums! I wish I owned a time machine... Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Your wish is my command. Unfortunately, in your debauched time travels, you became your own father. I wish I ruled the world. Link to post Share on other sites
skybluesky 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Granted, but your underlings staged a bloody coup I wish I had a boyfriend Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Granted, but now you'll be seen around town with Gary Coleman. I wish I had a brain. Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Your new genius causes you to realize how pointless it all is, and you hang yourself. I wish I had a taco. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Taco Bell has used E. coli-tainted lettuce in your taco! I wish I had the most beautiful woman in the world! Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Your wish is my command: but it's your daughter. I wish I had a million pennies. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Granted, but let's hope you recover from that nasty lead/copper poisoning. I wish I could teleport myself to anywhere in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Done, but you end up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I wish I had several cars. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Enjoy your new Yugo collection. I wish I was cool old bluesman. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Granted. Happy 27th birthday, Robert Johnson. I wish I could hit the big lottery. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Congrats. You're the Boston Celtics. I wish Gallagher was still relevant. Link to post Share on other sites
skybluesky 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 granted but you get a watermelon seed in your eye and you are now blind I wish ice cream were free Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but it's all melted. I would like a hotel at the top. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. Meet your new business partner, Leona Helmsley. I wanna be a radio DJ. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but now you've got a face for radio. I wish I looked twenty again. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 (edited) Granted . You are spinning the 'hits ' in Pyongyang ! ( and ANOTHER request going out dedicated to our Dear Leader )... (Sammy 's ) Granted ... Lassie , ol' girl ! ( Joe's ) I wish I had a bottle of scotch right now ... Edited April 18, 2007 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 I wish I looked twenty again. Granted. Happy 20th birthday, John. Or do you prefer, Mr. Merrick? And Kevin, you owe me one. You can't begin to imagine how long it took me to grind up all those Scotsmen and put them in a bottle. Next time, can't you wish for liquor or something? I want to have a threesome with Carmen Electra and anybody else who cares to join in. Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, you are the meat in a Carmen Electra and Rosie O'Donnell sandwich I wish I could be a famous author Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 (edited) Granted . Salman Rushdie. I wish people hated Stairway to Heaven . * ( Is THIS the best game EVER - or what ! ?! ) Edited April 18, 2007 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, instead you'll be surrounded by Billy Ray Cyrus line dancers for life. I wish the sun was always shining. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted.....Albino Boy! If only there was a Fountain of Free Beer. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but now you've got a 2 oz. bladder. I wish the Phillies could win some games in April for once. Link to post Share on other sites
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