Corrupt a Wish

[MuzikTyme]

Greetings Songfactors!

Remember the story The Monkey's Paw or similar stories like The Wishmaster, where every wish that was granted had a horrible result? Well, welcome to Corrupt a Wish!

This little game has potential for many laughs. Let's give it a try but be careful what you wish for! Muhahahaha

Here's how:

The first person makes a wish:

"I wish I knew what my dog was saying."

The second person will corrupt the wish like this:

"Granted! Your dog thinks you're a jerk!"

Another example:

First person says, "I wish I had X-Ray vision."

Second person says, "Granted! You can now see through Granny's underwear!"

The one who grants a wish then gives a wish of their own and play continues to the next corrupting poster or in this case, the next wishmaster.

Guess I'll start:

I wish for world peace...

[TheTallOne]

Congratulations! Millions of people in the armed forces, those who supply those people with equipment, and anyone even remotely related to violence is out of a job!

I wish that I could fly.

[MuzikTyme]

Granted! You are now a turkey vulture!

Enjoy eating dead opossums!

I wish I owned a time machine...

[TheLizard]

Your wish is my command. Unfortunately, in your debauched time travels, you became your own father.

I wish I ruled the world.

[skybluesky]

Granted, but your underlings staged a bloody coup

I wish I had a boyfriend

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, but now you'll be seen around town with Gary Coleman.

I wish I had a brain.

[TheLizard]

Your new genius causes you to realize how pointless it all is, and you hang yourself.

I wish I had a taco.

[Crazy Don]

Taco Bell has used E. coli-tainted lettuce in your taco!

I wish I had the most beautiful woman in the world!

[MindCrime]

Your wish is my command: but it's your daughter.

I wish I had a million pennies.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, but let's hope you recover from that nasty lead/copper poisoning.

I wish I could teleport myself to anywhere in the world.

[MindCrime]

Done, but you end up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish I had several cars.

[daslied]

Enjoy your new Yugo collection.

I wish I was cool old bluesman.

[miamisammy29]

Granted. Happy 27th birthday, Robert Johnson.

I wish I could hit the big lottery.

[daslied]

Congrats. You're the Boston Celtics.

I wish Gallagher was still relevant.

[skybluesky]

granted but you get a watermelon seed in your eye and you are now blind

I wish ice cream were free

[MindCrime]

Granted, but it's all melted.

I would like a hotel at the top.

[miamisammy29]

Granted. Meet your new business partner, Leona Helmsley.

I wanna be a radio DJ.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, but now you've got a face for radio.

I wish I looked twenty again.

[Kevin]

Granted . You are spinning the 'hits ' in Pyongyang ! ( and ANOTHER request going out dedicated to our Dear Leader )... (Sammy 's )

Granted ... Lassie , ol' girl ! ( Joe's )

I wish I had a bottle of scotch right now ...

Edited April 18, 2007 by Guest

[miamisammy29]

I wish I looked twenty again.

Granted. Happy 20th birthday, John. Or do you prefer, Mr. Merrick?

And Kevin, you owe me one. You can't begin to imagine how long it took me to grind up all those Scotsmen and put them in a bottle. Next time, can't you wish for liquor or something?

I want to have a threesome with Carmen Electra and anybody else who cares to join in.

[Jenny]

Granted, you are the meat in a Carmen Electra and Rosie O'Donnell sandwich

I wish I could be a famous author

[Kevin]

Granted . Salman Rushdie.

I wish people hated Stairway to Heaven .

* ( Is THIS the best game EVER - or what ! ?! )

Edited April 18, 2007 by Guest

[MindCrime]

Granted, instead you'll be surrounded by Billy Ray Cyrus line dancers for life.

I wish the sun was always shining.

[miamisammy29]

Granted.....Albino Boy!

If only there was a Fountain of Free Beer.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, but now you've got a 2 oz. bladder.

I wish the Phillies could win some games in April for once.