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I've heard of the song "Cotton Eye Joe" long before it popped up in Clint Eastwood's movie, "Bronco Billy" (1980). I see that it's become a meme and has made the makers of a YouTube about the song quite famous. Press PLAY if you want to find out about this old song and a long forgotten Folk singer of the 1960's.

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Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht Allow nobody else aboard. Bang rich chicks Challenger Deep Dive Deep Sea Fishing Eat caviar and sushi Fornicate with women Gun Runner! Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers" Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon. Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom Keep trying to jump off into the water Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse Nerd out with a "universal radio remote" like "Radical Edward" of "Cowboy Bebop" Ocean Sailing Pick up rich chicks Quickly sail around the California coast line Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;) Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport. Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2. Xerox my title in case the original gets wet Yacht cleaning Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands. THINGS YOU'VE DONE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED ON SONGFACTS A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R Smoked a whole lotta weed...legally! T U V W X Y Z

Gotta love the guy! Dave: "Awww don't cry, I'll buy you a parakeet"

Someone in the audience: "I love you, Paris!" Paris Hilton: "I love you, too!" Dave: "Someone you met in prison?"

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