Uncle Joe Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Granted, every day is a bad hair day. I wish I could be the first player taken over-all in the NFL Draft this year.
bazooka Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Granted. There will be No Free Lunch for you this year ( or any other year). I wish I could make unlimited wishes.
Blue Fish Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Granted. Now everytime you mutter "I wish you'd drop dead" or something along those veins in the heat of anger it comes irreversablely true. I wish I could teleport.
miamisammy29 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 You could....once. I wish I had a magic wand.
Uncle Joe Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Sorry Sam, I'm still using it. I wish carbs caused weight loss.
Blue Fish Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Granted. You can now be used as a window you are that thin. I wish I wasn't so accident-prone.
MarcM Posted April 27, 2007 Report Posted April 27, 2007 Begrudgingly granted, but it was fun to watch you stumble around. I wish IF were a fifth.
bazooka Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted. You get your fifth IF you take grammar lessons and attend AA meetings. I wished I had a watermelon.
MindCrime Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted. It's at my house. I wish the pope would come here & make a special appearance.
Uncle Joe Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted, but he's coming to excommunicate you. I wish I may, I wish I might
Blue Fish Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted. Be prepared for every other person to be offended and a person whos deluded with the thoughts of grandure. I wish I had an Army Tank.
Uncle Joe Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted, but it's a waste collection module. I wish it was May.
Blue Fish Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted. Good luck with all those hatching flies! I wish I could belong somewhere where people would accept me for who I am and not expect me to change.
Uncle Joe Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted, welcome to Songfacts! I wish people would just leave Bloof alone.
Blue Fish Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Granted. Cheers Joe, Now I'm an isolated hermit. Wish that people would stop useing swear words.
edna Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 OK. Now you will have to hear the same but just with the right words. I wish Laurie was around.
skybluesky Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 She force fed you so much salami and wine your stomach exploded I wish I lived in Paris
Uncle Joe Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Granted, but one day Ms. Hilton will poop you out. I wish I had a big slab of cake.
phil Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Granted, but it's fruit cake. I wish I had a cement pond.
bazooka Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Granted. But you have to share it with the Clampetts, and Elly May is now 73 (for real). I wish I could fly like Superman
MindCrime Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Granted. You recieve a First-Class ticket. I wish it would rain 24 hour non stop.
edna Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Granted. Your laundry will never dry now. I wish all was peaches and cream in this world.
bazooka Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Granted. But it will make just crossing the street awfully soggy and fuzzy. I wish I had your happiness, and you had a doo wacka doo .. wacka doo
Farin Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Granted! too bad that I have manic depression (bipolar disorder) oh and I sold the "doo wacka doo..." to Roger Miller ($$$) I wish I had the money for a new laptop
Uncle Joe Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Granted, but oddly when you sit down you cannot form a lap. I wish I had the money for a new lap dance.
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