Corrupt a Wish

[Blue Fish]

Granted. Now you have to put up with the wolf-whisleing and oggleing everytime you walk out of your front door.

I wish I had suppream power over time and space.

[miamisammy29]

Granted. Time and Space are the names of Rayzor's roomie's cats (now deceased, of course).

I would love to meet John Lennon.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted Mr. Hinckley.

I wish I could meet Jodie Foster.

[miamisammy29]

Granted Mr. Hinckley.

Good one, but I think you mean "Mr. Chapman".

I wish I could meet Jodie Foster.

THIS would be Mr. Hinckley. So, Johnny, when you gettin' out?

I want to be as debonair as Sean Connery.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, oops. I thought you said Cary Grant. Sawwy.

(Yes, I did mean Chapman, Sheesh!)

I wish my memory could improve.

[phil]

Granted.

I wish my memory could improve.

[MindCrime]

Granted. Your hard drive now has a memory upgrade for your pc.

I wish I could ride the Stairway to Heaven.

[Blue Fish]

Granted. Unfortunatly the hand rail snaps off half way up.

I wish it would thunderstorm, with lightning and thick rain.

[SoulGirl]

Granted. IT'S A CYCLOOOONE!

I wish my foot was better so I could be gallivanting and having fun!

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, your one foot is better but your other 4 1/2 feet are lookin' a little shaky.

I wish I could grant wishes nicely.

[Blue Fish]

Granted. Now most people have wings and are having experiments done on them, loads of people own loads of cars that are killing the planet, some people have wiped a few small countries off the face of the planet and others are on some very akward dates indeed.

I wish I could call Chris on my phone again.

[The Seeker]

Granted. Too bad he just wanted to call you too, in order to call an end to your friendship.

I wish I never got wet in the rain.

[Farin]

Granted

but now you won't get wet... period, what greatly diminishes the number of people who would like to go near you...

I wish I had my own jet airplane

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, Mr. Francis Gary Powers. U2 can be a fly spy.

I wish I wasn't so damned clever.

[Rayzor]

Granted. You've just become Kevin.

I wish I didn't have to climb a flight of stairs just to use the bathroom.

[miamisammy29]

Granted, Rayz. I had UncleJoe build you a nice outhouse a mere 60 meters from your backdoor.

I wish The Stones would come to my town.

[Farin]

since you made the wish with your 10000th post, it will be granted without any 'side effects'

I wish I could meet the Stones in Sammy's hometown

[miamisammy29]

since you made the wish with your 10000th post, it will be granted without any 'side effects'

Excellent.

I wish I could meet the Stones in Sammy's hometown.

Granted. In fact, you're all invited. The only bad part is, Sammy will be there and he'll be lit up like a flaming bag of sh*t. He'll be so obnoxious that none of you will enjoy the concert anyway.

[miamisammy29]

Oops, forgot to put up a new request...

I wish I was the head of a major brokerage house.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, but now it's your turn in the barrel.

I wish I could see Sammy "lit up like a flaming bag of sh*t."

[miamisammy29]

Granted, Uncs. I'll gladly be your houseguest this coming weekend, and I'll bring with me a few bottles of tequila, a bag of smoke, and Ricky Williams. Party on!!

I would love to get smoked up with Ricky Williams and Woody Harrelson.

[bazooka]

Granted, sinner sammy.

You will all burn together in Hell.

I'm free, free now

I'm free from your spell

And now that it's over

All I can do is wish you well

[Rayzor]

granted... but well water gives me the runs...

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Farin]

Granted, now you're seriously depressed because you know that you'll never get it...

I wish it would be sunny

[Rayzor]

granted... 24 hours of sunshine gives you terribly flaky skin and bad dandruff

I wish I had more coffee...