skybluesky Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted, but you get injured in a microwave explosion I wish I had a baked potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 granted, albeit a baked potato dating back to the first world war... I wish I could meet Terri Hatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 You will appear in an episode of Desperate Housewives. Naked, as the lover of Terri's character's mom I wish I could have been on an episode of Gilmore girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. You corrupted your own wish by having to memorize 2 pages of dialogue that you must recite at twice the speed of light. (they talk fast on that show!) I wish I could play drums for a famous rock band for just one concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. Have fun drumming for Spinal Tap. I wish I could be the lead actress in a broadway show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 ^^^Spinal Tap! ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Granted. You will be the lead in "Vagina Monologues" I wish I could sell my motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Granted, you just sold it to me for one dollar! I wish I had a margarita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Granted, but you get ice cream headache from drinking your blended margarita too fast I wish I had some chips and salsa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Granted. The salsa was made with rotted tomatoes and you become sick for 8 days (run!) I wish I could win a million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Granted, but everyone else won 100 million. I wish I owned a villa in Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Granted. But it's a time share property and there are 78 other people in on it and the planes are grounded every time you get a weekend to spend there. I wish I actually understood the things I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 That made my morning Granted, not only do you understand what you say, it is very wise, and you become a guru. You can no longer bathe, and must lead a group of rock musicians, actors, and other wanna be's on trips to India I wish I had a mentor to help me through life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 ^^^ No more bath's!! ^^^ Granted. Meet your mentor, Courtney Love. I wish the store was closer to my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 You now live IN the store and get awoken from naps by price checks over the loud speaker I wish I would get fired from my job-seriously, I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Bam! You're fired but you've been rehired to a management position. Pucker up. I wish I had a full head of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 You are gonna looks so cute in your socks and Farrah 'do! I wish I was one of Charlie's Angels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Granted. But Charlie's last name is Manson... I wish I knew in my younger days what I know know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Granted but now you'll fret for years over your impending baldness. I wish I could go back in time but then return to the here and now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 You travel back to the time of dinosaurs and find out the real reason they became extinct-mass suicide at the feet of a dinosaur cult leader. When you travel back to the present and tell the world, you are locked up in a loony bin I wish I could sing back up for Elvis Costello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 You got it. Thats when you discovered his flatulence problem. I wish I was a dancin fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Granted, he hires you to sing back-up in Vegas while he sings in London. I wish I could sing like Steve Perry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Granted. You sing exactly like Steve Perry, superstar lobbyist. ------------ I wish I was a dancin fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Granted..you are now Sanjaya on American Idol.. I wish I could go to Italy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Granted, just like Lucky Luciani you've been deported back to de olda country. I wish I could visit Egypt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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