Corrupt a Wish

[skybluesky]

Granted, but you get injured in a microwave explosion

I wish I had a baked potato

[Rayzor]

granted, albeit a baked potato dating back to the first world war...

I wish I could meet Terri Hatcher.

[skybluesky]

You will appear in an episode of Desperate Housewives. Naked, as the lover of Terri's character's mom

I wish I could have been on an episode of Gilmore girls

[Rayzor]

Granted. You corrupted your own wish by having to memorize 2 pages of dialogue that you must recite at twice the speed of light. (they talk fast on that show!)

I wish I could play drums for a famous rock band for just one concert.

[skybluesky]

Granted. Have fun drumming for Spinal Tap.

I wish I could be the lead actress in a broadway show.

[Rayzor]

^^^Spinal Tap! ^^^

[MarcM]

Granted. You will be the lead in "Vagina Monologues"

I wish I could sell my motorcycle.

[_Laurie_]

Granted, you just sold it to me for one dollar!

I wish I had a margarita

[skybluesky]

Granted, but you get ice cream headache from drinking your blended margarita too fast

I wish I had some chips and salsa.

[Rayzor]

Granted. The salsa was made with rotted tomatoes and you become sick for 8 days (run!)

I wish I could win a million dollars.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, but everyone else won 100 million.

I wish I owned a villa in Spain.

[Rayzor]

Granted. But it's a time share property and there are 78 other people in on it and the planes are grounded every time you get a weekend to spend there.

I wish I actually understood the things I say.

[skybluesky]

That made my morning

Granted, not only do you understand what you say, it is very wise, and you become a guru. You can no longer bathe, and must lead a group of rock musicians, actors, and other wanna be's on trips to India

I wish I had a mentor to help me through life

[Rayzor]

^^^ No more bath's!! ^^^

Granted. Meet your mentor, Courtney Love.

I wish the store was closer to my house.

[skybluesky]

You now live IN the store and get awoken from naps by price checks over the loud speaker

I wish I would get fired from my job-seriously, I do.

[Uncle Joe]

Bam! You're fired but you've been rehired to a management position. Pucker up.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

[skybluesky]

You are gonna looks so cute in your socks and Farrah 'do!

I wish I was one of Charlie's Angels

[MarcM]

Granted. But Charlie's last name is Manson...

I wish I knew in my younger days what I know know.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted but now you'll fret for years over your impending baldness.

I wish I could go back in time but then return to the here and now.

[skybluesky]

You travel back to the time of dinosaurs and find out the real reason they became extinct-mass suicide at the feet of a dinosaur cult leader. When you travel back to the present and tell the world, you are locked up in a loony bin

I wish I could sing back up for Elvis Costello

[MarcM]

You got it. Thats when you discovered his flatulence problem.

I wish I was a dancin fool.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, he hires you to sing back-up in Vegas while he sings in London.

I wish I could sing like Steve Perry.

[bazooka]

Granted. You sing exactly like Steve Perry, superstar lobbyist.

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I wish I was a dancin fool.

[_Laurie_]

Granted..you are now Sanjaya on American Idol..

I wish I could go to Italy.

[Uncle Joe]

Granted, just like Lucky Luciani you've been deported back to de olda country.

I wish I could visit Egypt.