miamisammy29 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, but it can only be used indoors and your ceilings are only four feet high. I want to live in an orange grove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. You have now been beaten to death by four young teens dressed in white, with batons. I wish that I could be a girl for a whole week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, but you have discovered that while female you had gotten pregnant! I wish I lost 100 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Does that mean that I'll still be pregnant when I turn back into a man?!. Eeek!!. Granted. As a bonus, all your money from your bank account has imploded. I wish that I could have longer hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, now everytime you eat you'll be chewin' on you hair too. I wish I could ace all my exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. Your exam papers are filled with cards. I wish that I could have a jam with David Gilmour on the guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, but it might be a bit hard to play with a dude sitting on your guitar. I wish I could freeze time and save the cod stocks at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, but you're so nervous and intimidated that you can't get one chord right... I wish I could come up with good wishes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. You also freeze with time. Granted. But you don't know how to express these good wishes. I wish that I could have a bigger Cd collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, but they all skip. I wish I could sing like a nightingale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. But you have no teeth. I wish that I could star in my own movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, but you won't be needing your clothes for this movie. I wish I had the blueprints for a Spitfire fighter plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. You now have what you wished for in a 50,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. I wish that I could marry Carrie from Mythbusters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. she is actully a she. Have fun! i wish i could go home so i can give my mom a hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Ka -Ka - Kar-huuul !?! Excuse me . Carry on ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Granted. But a flock of birds crap on your head along the way. I wish that I was taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Karhul ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Kevin, shut up about Karhul already! Floydaholic: Granted, but you can't go through doorways now. I wish I could hold the moonbeams in a glass jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Granted. But now you have to hold the glass jar for eternity. I wish that I could drive a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Granted, ...Oh Taxi!! I wish I may. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Granted. You can. But you have to get whipped everytime you do. I wish that I could be better in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 You get straight A's and the jocks beat you up if you don't do their homework I wish Kevin and Karhul could meet in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Granted! Guess who is making lunch for them..... I wish someone would hurry up and buy my motorcycle for a price I can live with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Granted. It is sold for 100 billion dollars, but all your money spontaneously conbusts. I wish that I was better on the guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Granted. But you just sold your soul to the Devil at the Crossroads. I wish I had a big slab of cheesecake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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