skybluesky Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 You have to eat it off the floor like Chandler and Rachael did in that one episode of Friends. In fact, you have to BE Chandler to do it, and then your middle name will be Muriel. I wish I could go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Granted. You will awake tomorrow with the keyboard stuck to the side of your face and the keys will stick from the slobbering you do in your sleep. I wish I were famous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Sure, but your middle name will be Muriel and chicks will think that's lame I wish I could have been one of the stars of Gilmore girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Granted. The show now gets terrible ratings because of your presence in the show. I wish that I could meet Eric Clapton in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 OK, but he decided to give you a soul kiss. I wish it would rain enough to end our drought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. Start building an ark, buddy I wish I had a good singing voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. But no one turns up for any of your performances. I wish that I would stop feeling so tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted, rest in peace. Floydaholic, we hardly knew ye. I wish I could bring back the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. They eat your legs. I wish that I could meet the stars of Home and Away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. That is your punishment. I wish I owned a stable of thoroughbred race horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. One of them impregnates you. I wish that I could be in a movie with Adam Sandler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 You've already been in several. You're Rob Schneider. I wish I could meet the Queen of England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. She falls in love with you and forces you to sleep with her, or she'll get you killed. I wish that I could have a third arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted, but it just means that you have to do more work I wish I could have the house to myself for one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. It goes on fire. I wish that the summer would never end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Welcome to the planet Mercury. May I see your passport, please? I wish I could speak fluent Australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Granted. But now you are also deaf. I wish that I could put on a bit of weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 granted. But it is in the form of "cement shoes." I wish I could ride a bengal tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted, but next the tiger gets to ride you. I wish I were hunting tigers out in India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 OK, Bungalow Bill, but it is with a rubber knife. I wish I had a Gibson Thunderbird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted, but it was run over by a Ford Thunderbird driven by someone drunk on Thunderbird wine. I wish I had wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted. They are on a plaque in your room. I wish that I could be more outgoing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted, you're on the way out. I wish I could afford my dream house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted, you are the proud owner of the haunted house in Amityville, NY I wish to travel the USA in an RV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted. You get lost in Death Valley with no water. I wish that I was good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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