skybluesky Posted May 31, 2007 Report Posted May 31, 2007 Have fun being chased by a mummy I wish I were a mummy
_Laurie_ Posted May 31, 2007 Report Posted May 31, 2007 Granted....You are now having a baby... I wish I could hit it big at the Casino tonite...
phil Posted May 31, 2007 Report Posted May 31, 2007 Granted. Bingo!! You win the toaster oven. I wish my cats knew how to clean their own litter box.
Uncle Joe Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 Granted but Queenie and Trixie have just drawn up eviction papers for you now that they don't need ya. I wish I could dance like Gene Kelly.
MarcM Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 Granted, but you did not specify wanting to dance like him while he was among the living, so now you are a dancing skeleton. I wish I could dive into a cherry jello filled swimming pool.
_Laurie_ Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 Granted...you will now be joining Kevin while doing so. I wish I had a big screen TV.
bazooka Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 Granted. But the V-chip only allows you to view sanctimonious preachers or pornographic anime. I wish I had good teeth.
MarcM Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 You got it. You can pick them up in a jar on the way out. I wish I had some doughnuts.
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted. They are 3 days old and moldy I wish I didn't have panic attacks
RonJonSurfer Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted, there should only be panic in Detroit. I wish I wasn't getting so darned tired.
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 You know have insomnia for a week and spend all day watching QVC I wish I had mint chocolate chip ice cream right now
Rayzor Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted. You eat too quickly tho. Enjoy your 3 day brain-freeze. I wish I played drums for Jimi!
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Jimmy, the forgotten Osmond, loves your drumming I wish I could record a duet with Leo Sayer
Rayzor Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Jimmy Osmond would be the only one who WOULD love my drumming! Granted. He recorded his part in Europe and the recording company in the States will just blend your voice into the mix. You get to sing "Ooh-ooh" 3 times over!! I wish I had my drumset here tonight.
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Have fun in jail on your arrest for disturbing the peace. I wish I lived somewhere else
Kevin Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 (edited) Granted - however , your neighbours are forming a rowdy lynch mob as we speak ! I wish I'd made more friends . ( Ty Cobb ) Edited June 2, 2007 by Guest
Rayzor Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted. Although they bug you every day for money. I wish I was born with a silver spoon!
Farin Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted! It was uncomfortable for both your mother and you, quite embarrassing for all parties involved, and maybe caused some nerve damage as well... I wish the sun would shine all the time
Rayzor Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted. It does. Only now it remains at the opposite side of the earth. I wish I had a fast car!
MarcM Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Granted, but sadly, you spent all of your money on said car and do not have money for gas. I wish I had x-ray vision
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Doesn't granny look hot in her bloomers I wish I had a bigger kitchen
MarcM Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Welcome to your new job as an inmate cook in the LA County jail! I want to have a nice cigar.
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Welcome to your own jail as you were busted for smoking illegal Cuban cigars I wish I liked coffee and cigarettes
Rayzor Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Granted. You've become Rayzor (that corrupts it enough!) I wish I had a huge bucket of chicken!
mollyjane Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 (edited) Hope you dont mind the blood stains on your carpet. I wish I could turn invisible when I wanted to. Edited June 3, 2007 by Guest
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