skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Laurie, I can't corrupt the one thing that would delight you to no end, but I will for the sake of the game. Granted, but your constant salami breath drives every one you love away I wish I lived back in Indiana
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Welcome to Indiana, Pennsylvania !! I wish I lived back on the farm...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Welcome to Maggie's Farm. Maggie's pa's gonna put his cigar out in your face just for kicks. I wish I had a dog
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Granted. Here is your new dog: Cujo. I wish I could meet Janis Joplin.
TheLizard Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Granted, Zombie Janis is at your door, and hungry. I wish I could dance.
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Granted. You throw out your back doing the hustle. I wish the boards were livlier tonight
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Granted... but the number of new posts crashes the site for a week I wish I could speak more than 2 languages...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 You now speak African clicking language, but no one understands you when you try to buy cigarettes I wish I looked like Debbie Harry from Blondie
Uncle Joe Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Granted but now you walk funny. I wish I looked at Debbie Harry.
Farin Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 You drew the special rock and got stoned to death in a Shirley Jackson story. who cast the final stone? who threw the crushing blow? someone has to take the fall why not me?
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Granted Joe. You now have the most successful transvestite act in Philly and are so famous you can't go out for a cheesesteak without being mobbed I wish I had some cheesecake
Uncle Joe Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Granted, but now you're stuck looking at half-nude pics of Rosie O'Donnell all day. I wish I was considered beefcake by the gals.
skybluesky Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Welcome to the world of romance novel covers Fabio. I wish I had my own talk show.
MindCrime Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Granted. But your falling in the ratings to Rikki Lake & Sally Jessie Rapheal. I wish I didn't have such corny comments on this.
bazooka Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Granted. You ticked off the mods, and they've deleted all of your posts. I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger.
Rayzor Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. You find that you know even less now than you did when you were younger due to all the drugs and drinking. I wish I could travel across Canada.
_Laurie_ Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Granted, but Kevin will be your tour guide... I wish I owned a boat.
The Seeker Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. I hope you won't mind it's leaky. I wish the sky was always blue.
phil Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. Welcome to Casa Grande, Arizona. I wish my cat would stop leaving hair balls in my sneakers.
Lucky Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. It's so much better picking them out of your underwear! I wish I had a dog.
Uncle Joe Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Granted, kiss Cujo on his widdle nose. I wish it would rain.
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. 40 days and 40 nights... I wish I had a big ole pizza for a snack.
skybluesky Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. It's late, cold, and loaded with anchovies and onions I wish I had a maid
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. She is 98 years old however... I wish I could cook food without actually doing anything.
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