skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Laurie, I can't corrupt the one thing that would delight you to no end, but I will for the sake of the game. Granted, but your constant salami breath drives every one you love away I wish I lived back in Indiana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Welcome to Indiana, Pennsylvania !! I wish I lived back on the farm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Welcome to Maggie's Farm. Maggie's pa's gonna put his cigar out in your face just for kicks. I wish I had a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted. Here is your new dog: Cujo. I wish I could meet Janis Joplin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted, Zombie Janis is at your door, and hungry. I wish I could dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted. You throw out your back doing the hustle. I wish the boards were livlier tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted... but the number of new posts crashes the site for a week I wish I could speak more than 2 languages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 You now speak African clicking language, but no one understands you when you try to buy cigarettes I wish I looked like Debbie Harry from Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted but now you walk funny. I wish I looked at Debbie Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 You drew the special rock and got stoned to death in a Shirley Jackson story. who cast the final stone? who threw the crushing blow? someone has to take the fall why not me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 I knew you would enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted Joe. You now have the most successful transvestite act in Philly and are so famous you can't go out for a cheesesteak without being mobbed I wish I had some cheesecake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Granted, but now you're stuck looking at half-nude pics of Rosie O'Donnell all day. I wish I was considered beefcake by the gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Welcome to the world of romance novel covers Fabio. I wish I had my own talk show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Granted. But your falling in the ratings to Rikki Lake & Sally Jessie Rapheal. I wish I didn't have such corny comments on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Granted. You ticked off the mods, and they've deleted all of your posts. I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. You find that you know even less now than you did when you were younger due to all the drugs and drinking. I wish I could travel across Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Granted, but Kevin will be your tour guide... I wish I owned a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. I hope you won't mind it's leaky. I wish the sky was always blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. Welcome to Casa Grande, Arizona. I wish my cat would stop leaving hair balls in my sneakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Granted. It's so much better picking them out of your underwear! I wish I had a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted, kiss Cujo on his widdle nose. I wish it would rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. 40 days and 40 nights... I wish I had a big ole pizza for a snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. It's late, cold, and loaded with anchovies and onions I wish I had a maid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Granted. She is 98 years old however... I wish I could cook food without actually doing anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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