edna Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Sorry, but the paparazzi won´t let you even breathe. C-girl, don´t forget the curtains on the windows... they are everywhere... I wish I was a millionaire and I wouldn´t have to worry about money.
Blue Fish Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Grated. You now have so much money that all you friends and family want to burrow money off you so you hid it in a bank and it gets robbed. I wish I could find and have the altimite happyness.
edna Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Grated. You now have so much money that all you friends and family want to burrow money off you so you hid it in a bank and it gets robbed What do you think I need money for, kid? To give it to my friends and family... They don´t borrow, I have so much I give them almost all I have. That makes me happy. Nothing is bette than see the ones you love have all they need. I never save money in a bank. I hate banks.
Uncle Joe Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 edna...go back three spaces because you did not play the game correctly. Tsk, tsk.
edna Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 I´m sorry, Uncle Joe ^^ Once you found ultimate happyness you find out that´s not what you wanted... I want to go to Buenos Aires and meet my mates from school.
miamisammy29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Granted, Edna. And you only have to make one stop to see them all....the newly renovated, state-of-the-art, Buenos Aires maximum security penitentiary. Tell them I said 'Hi', and tell them not to drop the soap. I wish I had a chocolate rabbit the size of a grizzly bear.
skybluesky Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Granted, but due to how fast rabbits fornicate, you have several chocolate bunnies the size of grizzly bears I wish i had a new printer
Blue Fish Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Granted, you now have a much more expensive printer to chuck out the window in frustration after it jams and chews up half your work. I wish I had a pet goldfish.
miamisammy29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Granted. You now have a pet that you can chuck down the toilet in five to seven days. I wish I had completed medical school.
Blue Fish Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 It takes five to seven days to chuck a goldfish down a toilet??
miamisammy29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 ...and the flushing power of your crapper.
MindCrime Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 I wish I had completed medical school. Congratulations. You're now a Proctologist I wish I had a room filled with mirrors.
Levis Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Your wish is granted... it also includes the bathroom. I wish I could buy a pair black stilletos
Blue Fish Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 your wish is granted. Now all your wooden floors have dents in them and your toes are curling up. I wish I could reverse any bad choices so that they are now the good ones....
Uncle Joe Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Granted. Ummm, Bloof...where did you go. Bloof? Blooooooooof. I wish Bloof had stuck around.
Kevin Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Granted ... oh , well.. be careful of what you wish for , I guess ! I wish my parents were filthy rich and seconds away from death !
edna Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Kevin, you will inherit your corrupt dad´s debts. Oh, and he owed last twenty years´ taxes too... I wish I had a tunnel of time and go to the roof where the Beatles are playing.
Shawna Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Granted. Time is on the other end. Here's your shovel. Start digging. I wish I could fall asleep right now.
edna Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 You´re asleep now. This is a dream. Joe, Laurie, Levis, RonJon, Ron, Sammy, Fin, Martin, Earth-Angel, Lucky, Bluesboy, Sweet jane, edna, c-girl, Rayzor and Darryl have been banned forever from Songfacts. Oh, and Carl too. I wish I could dance onstage in front of an audience.
Blue Fish Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Granted. But you might want to pack some clothes for after the show. I wish I could go home anytime I wanted to.
Uncle Joe Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Granted, but oops, the family moved and left no forwarding address. I wish I could pinch Bloof.
edna Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 And now what?? I wish I had not eaten so much...
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