miamisammy29 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Sorry, Joe, even the God Almighty can't grant that one for you. I would like to live in New Orleans.
Kevin Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted ... but now April is pressing charges ... ( Joe's ) Granted ... but now you're a voodoo zombie headed for a lifetime in the cane fields of Haiti . ( Sammy's ) I wish I had something better to do than hang around this message board .
Jenny Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, your wife just left you a long list of errands. I wish I had a chauffeur
Uncle Joe Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, it's the state trooper who chauffeured Gov. Corzine. I wish I could own my dream car.
miamisammy29 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, it's the state trooper who chauffeured Gov. Corzine.
Crazy Don Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Here's your dream car… I wish I had a great body.
MindCrime Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. Enjoy your silicone implants. I wish every day was Halloween.
phil Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. Now you have to listen to Monster Mash 2 million times. I wish Bill Gates was my rich Uncle.
TheLizard Posted April 18, 2007 Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. You get a lifetime supply of Microsoft crap that doesn't work. I wish I was in a successful band.
MuzikTyme Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Posted April 18, 2007 Granted! You're the lead singer for Nirvana. I wish I could make a better mouse trap.
skybluesky Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but mice are so genetically engineered, they invented the new mouse trap I wish I could take a nap every day
TheLizard Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Your car crashes and you're in a permanent coma. I wish they didn't play crappy music at my school dances.
skybluesky Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. You now live in a town where school dances are out lawed I wish I had bigger feet
bazooka Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. You're Godzilla. I wish those days could come back once more.
Uncle Joe Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but now you're a blind kid with a harmonica. I wish I could make wishes come true.
Kevin Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted . Now you're stuck in a lamp for eons on a desert island until some rube finds you . I wish they made more creative shows like in the '60s .
phil Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Have a good time with Gilligan, little buddy. I wish I could eat eveything and not worry about calories.
Kevin Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted - you're a blob of bacteria . I wish my wife would send me on a solo weeklong , all -expenses paid holiday for my birthday .
MuzikTyme Posted April 19, 2007 Author Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted! Enjoy your stay in Death Valley! I wish I could stay old enough to know better but too young to care!
Kevin Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted ... Yoda ! I wish I could be make People's Top 10 Hunks list ... Wait, I've done that . I wish I could afford a Ferrari .
Crazy Don Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Here's your Ferrari… I wish I had a million bucks!
Kevin Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted ! Now you are the lone doe in the middle of rutting season ! I wish I were handsome .
miamisammy29 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, now you can sing "MmmBop" for the rest of your life. Oh wait, I thought you wished you were Hansen. Well, sorry, handsome just isn't in the cards for you. Maybe next year, Kev. I wish I had a hot chick who would do anything I ask, whenever I ask.
Blue Fish Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, you now have a little fluffy yellow baby chicken that understands English thats wearing a ski jacket for Chickens. I wish I could play the Piano better then anyone ever has, or will.
Kevin Posted April 19, 2007 Report Posted April 19, 2007 Granted ... Phantom of the Opera I wish I didn't have to age .
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