miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Sorry, Joe, even the God Almighty can't grant that one for you. I would like to live in New Orleans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted ... but now April is pressing charges ... ( Joe's ) Granted ... but now you're a voodoo zombie headed for a lifetime in the cane fields of Haiti . ( Sammy's ) I wish I had something better to do than hang around this message board . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, your wife just left you a long list of errands. I wish I had a chauffeur Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, it's the state trooper who chauffeured Gov. Corzine. I wish I could own my dream car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, it's the state trooper who chauffeured Gov. Corzine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Here's your dream car… I wish I had a great body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. Enjoy your silicone implants. I wish every day was Halloween. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. Now you have to listen to Monster Mash 2 million times. I wish Bill Gates was my rich Uncle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted. You get a lifetime supply of Microsoft crap that doesn't work. I wish I was in a successful band. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuzikTyme 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2007 Granted! You're the lead singer for Nirvana. I wish I could make a better mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybluesky 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but mice are so genetically engineered, they invented the new mouse trap I wish I could take a nap every day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Your car crashes and you're in a permanent coma. I wish they didn't play crappy music at my school dances. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybluesky 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. You now live in a town where school dances are out lawed I wish I had bigger feet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. You're Godzilla. I wish those days could come back once more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but now you're a blind kid with a harmonica. I wish I could make wishes come true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted . Now you're stuck in a lamp for eons on a desert island until some rube finds you . I wish they made more creative shows like in the '60s . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted. Have a good time with Gilligan, little buddy. I wish I could eat eveything and not worry about calories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted - you're a blob of bacteria . I wish my wife would send me on a solo weeklong , all -expenses paid holiday for my birthday . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuzikTyme 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted! Enjoy your stay in Death Valley! I wish I could stay old enough to know better but too young to care! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted ... Yoda ! I wish I could be make People's Top 10 Hunks list ... Wait, I've done that . I wish I could afford a Ferrari . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Here's your Ferrari… I wish I had a million bucks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted ! Now you are the lone doe in the middle of rutting season ! I wish I were handsome . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, now you can sing "MmmBop" for the rest of your life. Oh wait, I thought you wished you were Hansen. Well, sorry, handsome just isn't in the cards for you. Maybe next year, Kev. I wish I had a hot chick who would do anything I ask, whenever I ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, you now have a little fluffy yellow baby chicken that understands English thats wearing a ski jacket for Chickens. I wish I could play the Piano better then anyone ever has, or will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Granted ... Phantom of the Opera I wish I didn't have to age . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
