Farin Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Granted, your caffeine addiction gets even worse, and now you can't sit still for even 30 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 and what do you wish for now?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 oops I wish I wouldn't forget so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Granted, now you've developed an ulcer the size of your shoe from having remembered so many things you'd have been better off forgetting I wish I were as clever as UncleJoe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Granted. You now have a brain like Einstein and the wit of Mark Twain, but, like, Howard Hughes (and UncleJoe), you keep forgetting to wear your pants. I want to jump over a shark on a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Your wish is granted Fonzie. I wish I kept all my baseball cards when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Granted... unfortunately they have faded and the pictures are yellowed beyond recognition I wish I had remembered to wear pants (it's cold!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Granted, unfortunately they are bell bottoms. I wish I had a weeks vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Granted, enjoy your week in the Middle East I wish I was on the beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Granted. You are now David Hasselhoff. I wish I had a yacht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 With Gilligan...the skipper too. I wish I had a private chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 You already do. His name is Boy-Ar-Dee. I want to fight Mike Tyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Granted, and he bites off your ear I wish I could punch Paris Hilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Granted. You're her new cellmate. I wish I could heal my broken foot in magic time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Granted... your foot will feel okay by tomorrow morning, until you fall down a flight of stairs and break the other foot and an arm I wish I felt like a king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 You are resplendent in your girth, Henry VIII I wish I were married to Ryan Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Granted, but in true rock-star form he's passing you around to all his friends. I wish I could dissolve some marriages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Granted - Judge Joe! Unfortunately you are required to wear pants (or at least shorts) under the robe! I wish I wasn't feeling tired now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 See ya in a hundred years Rip van Winkle I wish I could paint like van Gogh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Granted, but you have to cut off your other ear. I wish my daddy was Bill Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 He is-Bill Gates, professional bum from Des Moines, Iowa. I wish I could find my perfect nerd boy sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Granted, he's right here at SF. I wish I could find the perfect match for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Granted, he's right here at SF. I wish I could find the perfect match for anyone. All right, which one of you is really Mr. Costello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I'm not Mr. Costello, but my eyesight IS beginning to fail... wait: aren't nerds supposed to be smart or somethin' ?? I wish I were in the rock n roll hall of fame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Granted, I hope you brought a blanket, they locked the doors and you stuck in the hall for a VERY long time. I wish I didn't get so emotional and care so much about other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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