So much more than Random Thoughts

[MarcM]

Take my wife..........please.

[TheLizard]

A man goes to a doctor and the doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man asks "Why?" The doctor says "So I can begin the examination."

[_Laurie_]

My neighbor just had a circular driveway put in, but now he can't get out...

[RonJonSurfer]

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was

locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He

said, "Yes, but not in a row." -- Steven Wright

[MindCrime]

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box makred "Electronic cat and dog caller"--guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

[blind-fitter]

I'm so glad I don't have to do "dating".

My mate Jeff is down-hearted, because he messed up a blind-date again.

It was all going fine until, during the meal, she said "So, what's your pet hate?". With a second's thought, he replied, "It doesn't like having things shoved up its backside".

[RockyRaccoon]

I know a guy who was born via C-Section. He's not weird, just whenever he leaves the house he uses the window

-Steven Wright

[Lea]

A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, honey,†he says. “Want a little company?â€

“Why?†asks the woman? “Do you have one to sell?

[MindCrime]

I'm eating chocolate with nuts... but I prefer it with normal friends.

[Lea]

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

Edited April 27, 2010 by Guest

[Tenacious_Peaches]

I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

~Mitch Hedberg

[Lea]

Gawd. The things we resort to when we're bored~Lea

[MuzikTyme]

I've always been intrigued with pessimists and optimists.

I remember once I was atop of the Sears Tower, Chicago, USA. Well, someone jumped off and I heard an onlooker say, "OMG!!!, that person's dead."

I thought, "not yet."

[Brad_M]

Buncha Hi-jackers.

The jokes thread already exists.

You can find it here:

The Jokes Thread - Relaunched

[MuzikTyme]

I was gonna say almost the exact same thing, Brad. But I figured I'd say something , regardless.

BTW, who said I was joking?

[blind-fitter]

Buncha Hi-jackers.

The jokes thread already exists.

You can find it here:

The Jokes Thread - Relaunched

I know where the Jokes thread is, mate. But sometimes a joke works better when it's slipped into the conversation naturalistically. If you put up a sign saying "Listen, people: I am about to tell a joke", it can lose its impact.

Anyway, the "Doctor" gag which started off that joke-athon was a "Random Thought" at the time.

We probably all knew we were posting on the wrong thread, but, hey, as acts of rebellion go it wasn't the most bloodthirsty, was it?

[RonJonSurfer]

It was surely a random outburst of bad jokes and quite fitting for this thread....

[Brad_M]

Ok, then, I think I'll randomly nominate:

"Dr. Feelgood" - Motley Crue

"The Doctor" - The Doobie Brothers

[miamisammy29]

Good tunes, Dude. I'll vote for both of them.

[Lea]

Hell this thread got more posts in one day then it usually does in a week. I see no harm done.

Fun is rarely harmful

[miamisammy29]

Fun is rarely harmful

Unless you're playing football at the edge of a cliff.

[RonJonSurfer]

1. Dr. Feelgood

2. The Doctor

3. "???"...hey wait just a minute....

[Steel2Velvet]

Ok, then, I think I'll randomly nominate:

"Dr. Feelgood" - Motley Crue

"The Doctor" - The Doobie Brothers

include years , please

[The Seeker]

Only songs written before May 16th, 1731 can be nominated this round, sorry.

[Farin]

Brandenburg Concertos No 2, First Movement: Allegro Moderato