MuzikTyme Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I noticed my eyesight dwindling down around age 45. From then on, with male enhancement "smiles," I'd just as soon go blind!...lol Some things get better with age. Yeah: Cadavers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Donald Duck: by day he wears a sailor's jacket, but nothing at all to cover his nether regions. Yet after a shower, he wraps a towel around his waist, as if to shield his privates from public view. Any theories on this idiosyncratic quirk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 My "bill withered" on that one, Mr. Fitter. I'll quack it for now while wondering what in Sam Hill was Goofy? Lemme get this straight; Donald, as mentioned, is a duck; Mickey and Minnie are mice; Pluto is their pet dog...But "Goofy?" What crazed Disney genius put him into the equation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I think they call it "Disneyic License". LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Alright, so I had to go for an eye test and they prescribed me spectacles as it turns out I am slightly short-sighted (didn't want to admit it, but the glasses really help with things in the far distance like text). I possibly bought the most expensive pair of frames on the shelf, but now that they are on my face - I am pretty happy Has anyone else noticed their eyesight getting only mildly worse as they "get on" in years? Or will I soon be holding the menu at arm's length to try and make out the soup of the day? I had to start wearing reading glasses a few years back and DH thought it was funny as hell. He used to tease me when ever I put them on. He didn't think it was so funny when he found himself borrowing mine. I finally made him go get his own because he was stretching mine and they kept falling off my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 With much disgruntlement, I have noticed that since I've had my spectacles (2 pair: one for far away, and one for close-up) my eyesight has dwindled considerably without them. I used to be able to see street sign names without them, now I HAVE to wear them or miss my turn. Same with reading, now that I have glasses for close-up, I can barely read books or magazines without them, when I used to be able to - even if it was a little fuzzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Alright, so I had to go for an eye test and they prescribed me spectacles as it turns out I am slightly short-sighted .... This post was so innocently cute, Sue, that it made me smile. I believe the term is "near-sighted." "Short-sighted" is a rather derrogatory term for the adjective describing a person's or group's action(s), the long term consequences of which are seemingly unforeseen with possibly terrible far-reaching ramifications to its outcome. No lens in the world can correct this handicap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Area defense ships with proven ABM capability concentrating in the Gulf and eastern Med. Ahmadinejad boasting about a terrible message to be delivered to the west on Feb. 11......... MADE ME THINK OF THIS SONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEgUQCt_i4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Alright, so I had to go for an eye test and they prescribed me spectacles as it turns out I am slightly short-sighted (didn't want to admit it, but the glasses really help with things in the far distance like text). I possibly bought the most expensive pair of frames on the shelf, but now that they are on my face - I am pretty happy Has anyone else noticed their eyesight getting only mildly worse as they "get on" in years? Or will I soon be holding the menu at arm's length to try and make out the soup of the day? My eyesight was eagle's eyesight till five years ago. I became short-sighted -left eye- and I see more than supposed with my right eye. It's such a mess I should wear three different glasses or contact lens on one eye and also one pair of glasses or go through surgery. plus I have glaucoma, but I feel very happy and I take care of my eyes and put my drops everyday since I was 40. Sue, you must look amazing with glasses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelyday Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 There is a group on facebook titled "Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your Mother". Oh dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelyday Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Hmmm nah, instead I think I'll join "Join this if you want the police to yell "PIKACHUUUUUU!!" before tasing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I would join that one, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I'd rather spend the day with my friends than go to work today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 You're so Spanish/French (lazy ) . Get out there and bring the bacon home . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I do that every day. I'm not lazy. I'm just so warm and gemütlich at home sweet home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 ... but feeling lazy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Kevin, what are you drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Beer and Absinthe . I must confess I like it ; but not the wake-up . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Just a random "Thank You" to everyone here... For the songs..."Echoes" I think Pinkstones..."Just Can't Satisfied"...Lucky..."Sad Song"...Edna... Spaced? (really good guitar) MT? Anyway...this is in the song list...anything goes...and also...Let The Music do The Talking" not Aerosmith...But whoever sent me the thing... :guitar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 So, I was out driving today. I get stopped by a redlight, at a street named Seagaze. I was driving along the coast so this is a fitting name. I glanced up at the street sign 3 different times and read it as Shoegaze everytime. Thanks Radhi. That would've been cool though huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Te sun has been shining for two hours. Oh, pity, it's gone again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 So, I was out driving today. I get stopped by a redlight, at a street named Seagaze. I was driving along the coast so this is a fitting name. I glanced up at the street sign 3 different times and read it as Shoegaze everytime. Thanks Radhi. That would've been cool though huh? I read your sentence thrice meself thinking "wow, that sounds an awful lot like 'shoegaze' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 I quite like insomnia, being awake means getting work done. Though I s'pose it's not insomnia if you can get your 9 hours of sleep, just not at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 No, it's not. Insomnia is when you have to go to work from 9 to 5... and you cannot sleep at nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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