So much more than Random Thoughts

[Steel2Velvet]

Great chart ... but its relevancy diminishes in direct proportion to one's need to fly somewhere. Then the only numbers that matter are arrival gate and time.

[MarcM]

I had heard somewhere that the eruption and subsequent cloud had a positive effect on the ozone layer. I am pretty sure I heard them say it was repairing it. Sounds kinda daft to me, but what do I know?

[MuzikTyme]

As long as there's no pyroclastic activity, we shouldn't be worried until the next 500,000 years give or take a decade or two.

[Uncle Joe]

But why would a volcano need rubbers?

[MindCrime]

There are 140 posts per day on average at these boards in 2010. This statistic was calculated and partially estimated.

[Farin]

There are 140 posts per day on average at these boards in 2010. This statistic was calculated and partially estimated.

and compared to earlier years?

[edna]

140 per day? That's what I used to post two years ago!!

[blind-fitter]

I visited the doctor last night, and told him I felt like a moth. He said "Sorry; you need to be at the Mental Health Unit. It's just down the road from here". I said, "Yeah, I know. I was on my way there, but then I noticed your light was on".

[Steel2Velvet]

Sheeeee dump!

[RonJonSurfer]

I visited a doctor last night and told him I was having a problem with my wife. She thinks she's a refrigerator. He said that didn't sound too bad. I told him it wasn't, except she sleeps with her mouth open and the little light was keeping me awake.

[Uncle Joe]

I visited a doctor last night. I told him that my arm hurts when I do this.

He said, "Don't do that." (Myron Cohn)

[Steel2Velvet]

I visited the doctor yesterday. He took one look at me and says, "You've got a bad case of curvature of the spine." I says, "Take it easy, Doc. I'm tying my shoe here."

[RonJonSurfer]

I visited the doctor yesterday and he told me I only had one month to live. I told him I wanted a second opinion; he said "OK, you're ugly too".

[Uncle Joe]

Doctor: "I've got very bad news. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's."

Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"

[blind-fitter]

Mrs. Fitter was concerned that my God complex was getting out of hand, and advised me to visit the doctor. He asked me how it all started. So I told him, "In the beginning, there was darkness..."

[Steel2Velvet]

I went to my dermatologist, told her I was disturbed by the little flappy-warty growths around my eyes and on my neck. She said, "Those are called skin tags." I asked if they were easily removed and she replied, "I can only take 50% off."

[blind-fitter]

There are 140 posts per day on average at these boards in 2010. This statistic was calculated and partially estimated.

I wouldn't believe that. Apparently, 83% of statistics are just made up on the spot.

[Steel2Velvet]

... and oddly enough only 78% are in error.

[Jenny]

Geez, is there a two drink minimum in here today?

[MindCrime]

I wouldn't believe that. Apparently, 83% of statistics are just made up on the spot.

I carefully calculated all of the posts from this year and divided out the averages. I didn't just make it up on the spot.

[Steel2Velvet]

I carefully calculated all of the posts from this year and divided out the averages. I didn't just make it up on the spot.

I don't think B-F was being serious, Kenne. Actually, he was being quite humorous. It's been fun this morning.

[RonJonSurfer]

Geez, is there a two drink minimum in here today?

Happy hour.

A giraffe goes in to a bar and says "Hey, the high balls are on me".

[Lea]

[Uncle Joe]

I visited Dr. Sue Lowden in Nevada yesterday and offered to pay with a chicken.

She called a cop.

[MindCrime]

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Owe, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ouch, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis; "You have a broken finger."