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  • 10 months later...
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Granted, but in order to work on them you must now try to survive each one first and mixed. Currently conditions call for Hurricane Heat Wave Volcanic explosion.

I wish that everything I ate was healthy regardless of what it is.

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Granted. "Cellulite" is now patent protected, so you can't use the term without legal repercussions.

I wish British Petroleum was deported for being a "dangerous, clueless, profit-obsessed" entity.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Granted. Little did you know, they actually owned every other oil company operating in America. I hope you enjoy driving your car flintstones-style!

I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow.

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Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ;) )

I wish I would never have door visits from Jehovah's witnesses anymore

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Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ;) )

I'm a tuner kinda guy anyway. I think I'll live. ;)

  • 10 months later...
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Granted. But you live in Phoenix and it's 115 in the shade and there's no escape because the power is out all over the city and no one's a/c is working, all the water in all the pools has heated up to 99 degrees so they offer no respite, either.

I wish I could have whatever I wish for.

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I wish I could have whatever I wish for.

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"Whatever" meant uncertainty, therefore you're doomed to anything;..forever, demons, torturing you (That's terrible) Weeping and gnashing of teeth... for all eternity!!!

I wish for simplicity . . .

  • 2 weeks later...
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Granted. But it's growing out of the place in the middle of your face where your nose should be. You are forced forever to breathe through your mouth and people are always... watching you. And to really make things awful, the arm is useless.

I wish I was at least mildly intelligent.

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