Otokichi Posted August 22, 2009 Report Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, now get on your knees to Senior General Than Shwe and start licking his boots! I wish there was a nice vacation resort for the world's worst dictators...on the moon!
Floydaholic Posted August 22, 2009 Report Posted August 22, 2009 Granted. You are brought along and thrown into a room that's then locked, with the movie "Pocket Ninjas" constantly re-running! I wish that I didn't feel so sad.
Otokichi Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 Granted, you're the "tickle test dummy" at a secret military behavior research lab. I wish I could control "dangerous weather events."
MindCrime Posted July 13, 2010 Report Posted July 13, 2010 Granted, but in order to work on them you must now try to survive each one first and mixed. Currently conditions call for Hurricane Heat Wave Volcanic explosion. I wish that everything I ate was healthy regardless of what it is.
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2010 Report Posted July 13, 2010 Granted. But everything you drink is poison. I wish that turkey only cost a nickel.
Jenny Posted July 13, 2010 Report Posted July 13, 2010 Granted, but it comes from diseased turkeys, so it tastes like it cost a nickel. I wish there was a magic cure for cellulite
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2010 Report Posted July 19, 2010 Granted. "Cellulite" is now patent protected, so you can't use the term without legal repercussions. I wish British Petroleum was deported for being a "dangerous, clueless, profit-obsessed" entity.
Heimann47 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. Little did you know, they actually owned every other oil company operating in America. I hope you enjoy driving your car flintstones-style! I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow.
Farin Posted August 2, 2010 Report Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ) I wish I would never have door visits from Jehovah's witnesses anymore
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. They knock on your windows now. If you don't answer, then they wait in your car. I wish I had a pet shark.
Farin Posted August 2, 2010 Report Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. But the first time you turn your back on him... he gets eaten by your pet t.rex I wish I had a spaceship
Heimann47 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Posted August 3, 2010 Granted. Good luck finding solid rocket fuel. I wish I had more of these wonderful little Vicodin candies...
Heimann47 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Posted August 3, 2010 Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ) I'm a tuner kinda guy anyway. I think I'll live.
Otokichi Posted August 4, 2010 Report Posted August 4, 2010 Granted, and welcome to The Company. (Your language skills will get you a front seat in "The Great Game.") I wish I owned a hybrid automobile.
bazooka Posted June 24, 2011 Report Posted June 24, 2011 Granted. Your car alternates between kerosene fuel and square rig sails. I wish that I was bulletproof.
MuzikTyme Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Posted June 24, 2011 Granted Unfortunately, the newest biological gas got the best of your last exhale... I wish I was a fish
Zabadak Posted June 24, 2011 Report Posted June 24, 2011 Granted! One word: pollution! I was I was in Dixie...
Uncle Joe Posted June 24, 2011 Report Posted June 24, 2011 Granted, but now you can only look away. I wish it was summer.
Shawna Posted June 27, 2011 Report Posted June 27, 2011 Granted. But you live in Phoenix and it's 115 in the shade and there's no escape because the power is out all over the city and no one's a/c is working, all the water in all the pools has heated up to 99 degrees so they offer no respite, either. I wish I could have whatever I wish for.
MuzikTyme Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Posted June 27, 2011 I wish I could have whatever I wish for. Granted "Whatever" meant uncertainty, therefore you're doomed to anything;..forever, demons, torturing you (That's terrible) Weeping and gnashing of teeth... for all eternity!!! I wish for simplicity . . .
bazooka Posted June 28, 2011 Report Posted June 28, 2011 Granted. You're a single cell organism. I wish I could choose the weather.
Uncle Joe Posted June 28, 2011 Report Posted June 28, 2011 Granted but now you're forced to play God in all matters. I wish I was a God.
Lea Posted July 6, 2011 Report Posted July 6, 2011 Granted but your that weird Flying Spaghetti Monster God and have only ten true believers I wish I was as strong as a man.
JayMusicGirl Posted July 6, 2011 Report Posted July 6, 2011 Granted, but you're as strong as the average computer geek. I wish I had an extra arm.
Shawna Posted July 7, 2011 Report Posted July 7, 2011 Granted. But it's growing out of the place in the middle of your face where your nose should be. You are forced forever to breathe through your mouth and people are always... watching you. And to really make things awful, the arm is useless. I wish I was at least mildly intelligent.
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