miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted July 7, 2011 Oh, stop that, Shawna. You ARE mildly intelligent. I wish I had the guitar-playing skills of Eric Clapton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floydaholic 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2011 Granted. Your eyes fall out. I wish I was taller. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayMusicGirl 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2011 Granted, but your now 1 foot taller than Robert Wadlow (tallest guy to ever live)! I wish for fried chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Report post Posted July 8, 2011 Granted, a bucket of fried chicken feet! I wish I could get in shape without working out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted July 8, 2011 You can...in the shape of a triangle. I wish I had a chimp for a pet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floydaholic 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2011 Granted. It eats your face off. I wish I had one billion dollars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Oh, stop that, Shawna. You ARE mildly intelligent. When I read this I laughed way too hard! Sammy needs his own stand-up act... A billion dollars? Granted. With the rate of inflation you can now afford to get 2 super-size Big Mac meals. I wish I had a wife and kids. Edited July 11, 2011 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted July 26, 2011 Congratulations, ex-GRU assassin "Alexander Zalachenko," you have twin daughters by Agneta Sofia Salander, whom you regularly have sex with and nearly beat to death. Oops, Agneta didn't take that last beating too well, and here comes fesity daughter Lisbeth, to serve you a lit Molotov cocktail! I wish I had a million dollars! (George Bailey of "It's A Wonderful Life.") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Report post Posted February 1, 2012 Granted. It will be deposited on your front lawn in unwrapped pennies. I wish I could fly like Superman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2012 Granted! I hope you enjoy your permanent flight to infinity and beyond. I wish I could save time and use it when I need it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted February 2, 2012 Granted You die instantly. No time saved, none needed. I wish I had a Corvette Stingray Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2012 Granted Here is Rick Allen's (Def Leppard) 'Vette he drove off the road and through a wall. I wish people wouldn't corrupt my wishes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. You are not allowed to play this game ever again. I wish Jim Morrison was still alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. Jim's 68 years old now and he joins Steven Tyler as an "American Idol" judge. I wish weekends were longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted February 7, 2012 Granted... you now work 22 hour days and sleep for your entire 3 1/2 day weekend. I wish Mr Neil Young were prime minister of Canada. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted February 8, 2012 Granted. It is now mandated that all citizens of Canada wear ripped jeans, have long, stringy hair, and play ear-shredding, bad guitar solos. I wish I had beer right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted February 9, 2012 Granted.. you are a Canadian citizen under the leadership of Mr Neil Young I wish movies were still funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You are now forced to watch, for ten days straight, 24 hours a day, with your eyes pinned open, the remake of "Animal House" starring Jaden Smith, Justin Beiber, two of the Jonas Brothers, and introducing Taylor Hicks as Dean Vernon Wormer. I wish baseball season started today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. Who needs spring training anyway...let's get the season rollin'. I wish the NFL wouldn't schedule games in Europe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Report post Posted February 11, 2012 Granted. Season games are now being evenly divided between the remaining continents and you are given lifetime 50-yard line passes to all away games provided you provide your own transportation. I wish that someone would find a cure for the common cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted February 11, 2012 Granted... here's a Colt .45 and a full chamber. When you feel a sneeze coming point the barrel up your nose and start pulling the trigger. I wish I had a new PS3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted February 16, 2012 Granted -and within a week PS4 comes out which is WAY better in every sense , and leaves you muttering in discontent at your new piece of 'junk '. I wish my wife would use this stupid Wii Fit that I got her for Christmas and she promised to try regularly . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Report post Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. She now uses the Wii Fit so regularly, she looks like this: I wish I could foresee events and witness past events in my dreams like Allison DuBois does in the TV show, Medium. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Granted. Like the TV series, you have 7 seasons to live. I wish I could find stuff for people like Walter Sherman does on the TV series "The Finder". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Granted Your phone machine is inundated with calls from old people asking "Where are my teeth?" and "Where'd I put my glasses?" I wish I had a bucket of fried chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
