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MuzikTyme, April 16, 2007 in Fun & Games
Come on...watermelon, anybody?
The silicone in your girlfriend's breast implant has been replaced with so much water, they hang low, resembling a decomposing watermelon.
I wish I could run as fast as the six million dollar man.
Granted. You decide to take your skill to the streets and run along with traffic. You run a red light and get side swiped by an oncoming vehicle.
I wish I had more time in the day.
Granted. Have fun living on the moon.
I wish monsters were real.
Granted. There's one right behind you and he's awfully hungry for human flesh.
I wish this post would go unanswered.
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I wish I could walk on water.
Granted.....however, you will never be able to swim again.
I wish this thread would self-destruct in five seconds.
I wish my body didn't need sleep to rejuvenate itself.
Granted, but now you can't stop twerking...
I wish I could win a trip to Italy.
Your war-crazed country just blasted Syria off the map so the government (in their infinite wisdom) think attacking every country remaining is the next logical step & will need all able-bodied citizens on board... here are your draft papers.
I wish I could cook! (dang fire alarm)
Granted. You can now cook all the foods that you do not like.
I wish I could talk to the animals.
You've just been demoted to chief pooper scooper for the circus.
You can talk to the animals all day long while you're cleaning up their crap.
If you're lucky, they may even talk back to you.
I wish I had psychokinetic powers.
You already do. You just described my dream job.
I wish I could get rid of this cough.
Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.
I wish it was summertime.
Granted. Hope you enjoy your new hut at the South Pole.
I wish I had some weed right now.
Granted. Hope you enjoy your time with Poke Salad Annie.
I wish people would quit falling out of these frickin' stadiums.
Granted. All stadiums are now required to remove the bleachers so that all fans are at ground level.
I wish I could travel back in time to see what the world was like when Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
Granted. Your new name is Steven Spielberg, a Triceratops comes forward through time, you kill it and now everyone hates you.
I wish that the lawn would mow itself.
Granted. The lawn has been moved, and you killed this thread.
I wish that this thread would be revived.
Granted. Now you are forced to pay each player $100 for every post made.
I wish I was better looking.
Granted. You're also made invisible.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted. Her name is Lola... L-O-L-A, Lola.
I wish those reality shows didn't exist!
Granted. Reality has swapped places with them.
I wish I could star in a zombie movie.
Granted. It co-stars Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus
I wish I had a personal chauffeur
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