miamisammy29 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Posted August 28, 2013 Come on...watermelon, anybody? :happybanana:
Brad_M Posted August 28, 2013 Report Posted August 28, 2013 Granted. The silicone in your girlfriend's breast implant has been replaced with so much water, they hang low, resembling a decomposing watermelon. I wish I could run as fast as the six million dollar man.
MindCrime Posted August 28, 2013 Report Posted August 28, 2013 Granted. You decide to take your skill to the streets and run along with traffic. You run a red light and get side swiped by an oncoming vehicle. I wish I had more time in the day.
miamisammy29 Posted August 29, 2013 Report Posted August 29, 2013 Granted. Have fun living on the moon. I wish monsters were real.
cyberjudge Posted September 9, 2013 Report Posted September 9, 2013 Granted. There's one right behind you and he's awfully hungry for human flesh. I wish this post would go unanswered.
Brad_M Posted September 10, 2013 Report Posted September 10, 2013 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - - _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _. I wish I could walk on water.
Zepfan Posted September 11, 2013 Report Posted September 11, 2013 Granted.....however, you will never be able to swim again. I wish this thread would self-destruct in five seconds.
Brad_M Posted September 11, 2013 Report Posted September 11, 2013 GRANTED! . . . . . 5 . . . . . 4 . . . . . 3 . . . . . 2 . . . . . 1 . . . . . I wish my body didn't need sleep to rejuvenate itself.
_Laurie_ Posted September 16, 2013 Report Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but now you can't stop twerking... I wish I could win a trip to Italy.
Rayzor Posted September 17, 2013 Report Posted September 17, 2013 Granted! Your war-crazed country just blasted Syria off the map so the government (in their infinite wisdom) think attacking every country remaining is the next logical step & will need all able-bodied citizens on board... here are your draft papers. I wish I could cook! (dang fire alarm)
miamisammy29 Posted October 29, 2013 Report Posted October 29, 2013 Granted. You can now cook all the foods that you do not like. I wish I could talk to the animals.
Brad_M Posted October 30, 2013 Report Posted October 30, 2013 Granted. You've just been demoted to chief pooper scooper for the circus. You can talk to the animals all day long while you're cleaning up their crap. If you're lucky, they may even talk back to you. I wish I had psychokinetic powers.
miamisammy29 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Posted November 5, 2013 You already do. You just described my dream job. I wish I could get rid of this cough.
_Laurie_ Posted November 24, 2013 Report Posted November 24, 2013 Granted but now you can't stop sneezing. I wish it was summertime.
miamisammy29 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Granted. Hope you enjoy your new hut at the South Pole. I wish I had some weed right now.
Zepfan Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Granted. Hope you enjoy your time with Poke Salad Annie. I wish people would quit falling out of these frickin' stadiums.
Brad_M Posted June 10, 2014 Report Posted June 10, 2014 Granted. All stadiums are now required to remove the bleachers so that all fans are at ground level. I wish I could travel back in time to see what the world was like when Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
andy7 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Posted July 17, 2014 Granted. Your new name is Steven Spielberg, a Triceratops comes forward through time, you kill it and now everyone hates you. I wish that the lawn would mow itself.
andy7 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Posted July 23, 2014 Granted. The lawn has been moved, and you killed this thread. I wish that this thread would be revived.
Rayzor Posted July 24, 2014 Report Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. Now you are forced to pay each player $100 for every post made. I wish I was better looking.
andy7 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. You're also made invisible. I wish I had a girlfriend.
Rayzor Posted July 25, 2014 Report Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. Her name is Lola... L-O-L-A, Lola. I wish those reality shows didn't exist!
andy7 Posted July 26, 2014 Report Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. Reality has swapped places with them. I wish I could star in a zombie movie.
Jenny Posted September 4, 2014 Report Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. It co-stars Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus I wish I had a personal chauffeur
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