Brad_M Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Granted. You're in the middle of a wide-open field with a large bucket of fried chicken when a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex appears behind you. I wish I had the bionic capabilities of The Six Million Dollar Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Granted! Unfortunately the batteries don't hold much power and you have to stay still 22 hours a day recharging them. I wish I could walk across water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Granted You now live in northern Canada where lakes and rivers are frozen over 6 months a year. I wish I were omnipotent for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Granted. Here's a bowl of Viagra. I wish Cyndi Lauper would release a come-back album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Granted. It's a tribute album to Phil Collins. I wish Bill Gates was my rich uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 He is. He disowned your parents in 1981. I, too, wish Bill Gates would throw a few bucks my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Granted . . . as 25 one-dollar bills flutter down around you. I wish I had saved my baseball card collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Granted. The thieves that ransacked your home while you were at work are glad you saved it, too. I wish I had an in-ground swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Granted. Only that your neighbour mistakes it for a public cesspit. I wish I would own a professional sports team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Granted . . . You're JERRY JONES! I wish I owned a Cheers-themed bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Granted... you own a bar in the US where they still haven't figured out that beer is supposed to have an alcohol content and they enjoy watching men scratch themselves for 5 hours (National pastime!) I wish the Buccaneers would go back to the neon-orange uniform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Granted. The whole team are now prisoners in a U.S. federal prison. I wish I was a member of a touring Rock 'N Roll Band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Granted, but it's a Rock Hero video game tour, so you'll be stuck with a bunch of kids on the tour bus. I wish I could quit smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but now you don't look cool anymore. I wish I had my own plane to fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) Granted, too bad they left out the landing gear. I wish this thread came to an end. Edited June 5, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted. You've run out of thread to sew with. I wish I was funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. Here's what you look like now... NOW, THAT'S FUNNY! I wish I had ten million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Here you go… Not worth one penny! I wish I had a cute chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Here you go..... Very Cute!! I wish I was better looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. Here's what you look like now... Now that's better looking! j/k I wish I had a stronger body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted, you have the physical attributes of a young Lou Ferigno... unfortunately due to the success of 'The Big Bang Theory' chicks dig skinny little nerds and you're only good for lifting fat, old women in & out of bed. I wish I had 5 more wishes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. I wish I lived in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Now that's better looking! j/k AWESOME ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I still wish I lived in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 19, 2013 Report Share Posted August 19, 2013 I've been living in Mexico for the past two months, and now I have dysentery from drinking the water. I wish I had a watermelon right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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