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Granted.

You're in the middle of a wide-open field with a large bucket of fried chicken when a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex appears behind you.

I wish I had the bionic capabilities of The Six Million Dollar Man.

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Granted.

The thieves that ransacked your home while you were at work are glad you saved it, too.

I wish I had an in-ground swimming pool.

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Granted...

you own a bar in the US where they still haven't figured out that beer is supposed to have an alcohol content and they enjoy watching men scratch themselves for 5 hours (National pastime!)

I wish the Buccaneers would go back to the neon-orange uniform

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Granted, you have the physical attributes of a young Lou Ferigno... unfortunately due to the success of 'The Big Bang Theory' chicks dig skinny little nerds and you're only good for lifting fat, old women in & out of bed.

I wish I had 5 more wishes...

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