Brad_M 3 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Granted. You're in the middle of a wide-open field with a large bucket of fried chicken when a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex appears behind you. I wish I had the bionic capabilities of The Six Million Dollar Man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Granted! Unfortunately the batteries don't hold much power and you have to stay still 22 hours a day recharging them. I wish I could walk across water. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Granted You now live in northern Canada where lakes and rivers are frozen over 6 months a year. I wish I were omnipotent for a week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted April 30, 2012 Granted. Here's a bowl of Viagra. I wish Cyndi Lauper would release a come-back album. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Report post Posted April 30, 2012 Granted. It's a tribute album to Phil Collins. I wish Bill Gates was my rich uncle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted April 30, 2012 He is. He disowned your parents in 1981. I, too, wish Bill Gates would throw a few bucks my way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2012 Granted . . . as 25 one-dollar bills flutter down around you. I wish I had saved my baseball card collection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Report post Posted May 1, 2012 Granted. The thieves that ransacked your home while you were at work are glad you saved it, too. I wish I had an in-ground swimming pool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Report post Posted May 1, 2012 Granted. Only that your neighbour mistakes it for a public cesspit. I wish I would own a professional sports team. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2012 Granted . . . You're JERRY JONES! I wish I owned a Cheers-themed bar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted May 2, 2012 Granted... you own a bar in the US where they still haven't figured out that beer is supposed to have an alcohol content and they enjoy watching men scratch themselves for 5 hours (National pastime!) I wish the Buccaneers would go back to the neon-orange uniform Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad_M 3 Report post Posted May 3, 2012 Granted. The whole team are now prisoners in a U.S. federal prison. I wish I was a member of a touring Rock 'N Roll Band. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted May 30, 2013 Granted, but it's a Rock Hero video game tour, so you'll be stuck with a bunch of kids on the tour bus. I wish I could quit smoking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but now you don't look cool anymore. I wish I had my own plane to fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) Granted, too bad they left out the landing gear. I wish this thread came to an end. Edited June 5, 2013 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted June 5, 2013 Granted. You've run out of thread to sew with. I wish I was funnier Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. Here's what you look like now... NOW, THAT'S FUNNY! I wish I had ten million dollars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2013 Here you go… Not worth one penny! I wish I had a cute chick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepfan 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2013 Here you go..... Very Cute!! I wish I was better looking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. Here's what you look like now... Now that's better looking! j/k I wish I had a stronger body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted June 10, 2013 Granted, you have the physical attributes of a young Lou Ferigno... unfortunately due to the success of 'The Big Bang Theory' chicks dig skinny little nerds and you're only good for lifting fat, old women in & out of bed. I wish I had 5 more wishes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted June 11, 2013 Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. I wish I lived in Mexico. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted June 11, 2013 Now that's better looking! j/k AWESOME ONE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted June 13, 2013 I still wish I lived in Mexico. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted August 19, 2013 I've been living in Mexico for the past two months, and now I have dysentery from drinking the water. I wish I had a watermelon right now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
