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Granted: It's filled with Asley Simpson and Miley Cyrus Cd's.

I wish that the Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl this season.

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Granted. But soon after, randy_andy7 steals her heart from you with his dashing good looks :laughing:

I wish that I could take this girl that I met in town tonight out for ice cream someday.

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Granted. 50 years from now, after your death, a relative of yours shows your Songfacts post to the mortician, who removes it for you. :cuttie:

I wish I had a hot tub on my patio. :)

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Granted.

Your new phone has mega memory and speed, perfect reception anywhere on earth, a zoom camera comparible to the best any photographer would have, and more whistles and bells than all Union Pacific Railroad locomotives put together...and it all comes to you with an 18-inch display and weighs only 11 lbs.

I wish I had a job that allowed me to drink beer at work.

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Granted.

Your "Jelly Of The Month" membership that you received from your boss as your Christmas bonus will net you $5 on ebay.

I wish the barmaid would seduce me.

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Blazing Kindling Publishing has published your book and critics have described it as "Disappointing" and "Depressing" and suggest using it in your fireplace to keep warm this winter.

I wish my Christmas shopping was all done.

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