CanAm Posted September 4, 2014 Report Posted September 4, 2014 Granted! Lindsay Lohan at your service. I wish I was a great musician.
andy7 Posted September 4, 2014 Report Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. You're in Miley Cyrus' backing band for the rest of your life.
Rayzor Posted September 5, 2014 Report Posted September 5, 2014 Ummm, Andrew? You forgot to make a wish...
andy7 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Posted September 5, 2014 Ummm, Andrew? You forgot to make a wish... I wish I had remembered to make a wish!
Rayzor Posted September 5, 2014 Report Posted September 5, 2014 Granted. You will be forced to continue wishing so you never forget again! I wish Andrew would make another wish.
andy7 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Posted September 5, 2014 Granted. I wish that I had an extra Cd storage tower.
CanAm Posted September 6, 2014 Report Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) Granted: It's filled with Asley Simpson and Miley Cyrus Cd's. I wish that the Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl this season. Edited September 6, 2014 by Guest
Rayzor Posted September 7, 2014 Report Posted September 7, 2014 Granted. They win after signing a mid-season relocation deal with Butte, Montana. I wish I had a girlfriend
andy7 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Posted September 7, 2014 Granted. But soon after, randy_andy7 steals her heart from you with his dashing good looks I wish that I could take this girl that I met in town tonight out for ice cream someday.
CanAm Posted September 8, 2014 Report Posted September 8, 2014 Granted: You can take her out for ice cream in 2028 along with her husband and three children. I wish I could afford to live in Hawaii.
andy7 Posted September 8, 2014 Report Posted September 8, 2014 Granted. You have a nice cardboard box on a beach. I wish that this ingrown fingernail would return to normal!
Brad_M Posted September 12, 2014 Report Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. 50 years from now, after your death, a relative of yours shows your Songfacts post to the mortician, who removes it for you. :cuttie: I wish I had a hot tub on my patio.
andy7 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. It is also a one-way time machine that sends you back to the stone age. I wish that I could read peoples' minds.
Rayzor Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. You're driven insane after reading my mind. I wish someone could figure out the answer to my "Oddball" game question!
andy7 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. You figure out the answer to your oddball question! I wish that someone would assemble my flat-packed Cd tower for me.
Rayzor Posted September 19, 2014 Report Posted September 19, 2014 Granted. You now have to accommodate 17 Swedish guys for 2 months. I wish I wasn't so thin.
andy7 Posted September 19, 2014 Report Posted September 19, 2014 Granted. Angry gangsters are looking to get their corset back from you. I wish I had a better mobile phone.
Brad_M Posted November 13, 2014 Report Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. Your new phone has mega memory and speed, perfect reception anywhere on earth, a zoom camera comparible to the best any photographer would have, and more whistles and bells than all Union Pacific Railroad locomotives put together...and it all comes to you with an 18-inch display and weighs only 11 lbs. I wish I had a job that allowed me to drink beer at work.
andy7 Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 Granted. You just got fired for being drunk. I wish that I could give up smoking.
Rayzor Posted November 17, 2014 Report Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. With nothing to do after sex you've become celebate. I wish I had more money to spend for Christmas gifts.
Brad_M Posted November 20, 2014 Report Posted November 20, 2014 Granted. Your "Jelly Of The Month" membership that you received from your boss as your Christmas bonus will net you $5 on ebay. I wish the barmaid would seduce me.
Rayzor Posted November 20, 2014 Report Posted November 20, 2014 Granted. Her name is Lola. I wish my book wasn't rejected (for the second time, now!) :beady:
Brad_M Posted December 24, 2014 Report Posted December 24, 2014 Granted Blazing Kindling Publishing has published your book and critics have described it as "Disappointing" and "Depressing" and suggest using it in your fireplace to keep warm this winter. I wish my Christmas shopping was all done.
Rayzor Posted December 27, 2014 Report Posted December 27, 2014 Granted. You bought everything printed by Blazing Kindling. I wish coffee gave me super-powers
CanAm Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. You now can break wind at will. I wish summer would arrive.
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