CanAm Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted! Lindsay Lohan at your service. I wish I was a great musician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. You're in Miley Cyrus' backing band for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Ummm, Andrew? You forgot to make a wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Ummm, Andrew? You forgot to make a wish... I wish I had remembered to make a wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted. You will be forced to continue wishing so you never forget again! I wish Andrew would make another wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted. I wish that I had an extra Cd storage tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) Granted: It's filled with Asley Simpson and Miley Cyrus Cd's. I wish that the Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl this season. Edited September 6, 2014 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted. They win after signing a mid-season relocation deal with Butte, Montana. I wish I had a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted. But soon after, randy_andy7 steals her heart from you with his dashing good looks I wish that I could take this girl that I met in town tonight out for ice cream someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Granted: You can take her out for ice cream in 2028 along with her husband and three children. I wish I could afford to live in Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Granted. You have a nice cardboard box on a beach. I wish that this ingrown fingernail would return to normal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. 50 years from now, after your death, a relative of yours shows your Songfacts post to the mortician, who removes it for you. :cuttie: I wish I had a hot tub on my patio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. It is also a one-way time machine that sends you back to the stone age. I wish that I could read peoples' minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. You're driven insane after reading my mind. I wish someone could figure out the answer to my "Oddball" game question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. You figure out the answer to your oddball question! I wish that someone would assemble my flat-packed Cd tower for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Granted. You now have to accommodate 17 Swedish guys for 2 months. I wish I wasn't so thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Granted. Angry gangsters are looking to get their corset back from you. I wish I had a better mobile phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. Your new phone has mega memory and speed, perfect reception anywhere on earth, a zoom camera comparible to the best any photographer would have, and more whistles and bells than all Union Pacific Railroad locomotives put together...and it all comes to you with an 18-inch display and weighs only 11 lbs. I wish I had a job that allowed me to drink beer at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Granted. You just got fired for being drunk. I wish that I could give up smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. With nothing to do after sex you've become celebate. I wish I had more money to spend for Christmas gifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Granted. Your "Jelly Of The Month" membership that you received from your boss as your Christmas bonus will net you $5 on ebay. I wish the barmaid would seduce me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Granted. Her name is Lola. I wish my book wasn't rejected (for the second time, now!) :beady: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted Blazing Kindling Publishing has published your book and critics have described it as "Disappointing" and "Depressing" and suggest using it in your fireplace to keep warm this winter. I wish my Christmas shopping was all done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted. You bought everything printed by Blazing Kindling. I wish coffee gave me super-powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. You now can break wind at will. I wish summer would arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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