Heimann47 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Ah! I have to post again, that last one was my six hundred sixtieth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I had some excitment while in the hospital. So, one day last week i'm in the hospital falling asleep around 11 pm and I'm laying away from the door at the far end of a 2 patient room which is next to the stairwell in an isolated part of the 7th floor. My roommate is a blind guy in for stomach problems. I hear rustling and minor commotion over on his side then I catch a glimpse of a huge hand reaching over my movable table toward a small dresser trying to snag my backpack full of my clothes and knocking my crutches to the floor. I wake up and sit up scaring the man out of the room ! I buzz the nurse and tell her to call security because someone was trying to steal my belongings. It takes me a minute to grab my crutches, unplug my machine and push the i v pole toward the door. Once in the hallway, i hold a crutch like a baseball bat waiting for the guy to double back toward the stairwell. He never showed, but security called and wanted a description. I told them he was tall like Snoop Dogg but without the braids and wearing a sweatshirt. They call back and say they caught him, I say I want to prosecute and to bring me a wheelchair so i can identify him. They wheel me down to the lobby, I identify him, he hangs his head when he sees me. A nurse comes down and says she sees him in another room on the floor. I wait an hour for the police to show up then i went back to my room to wait another hour before they finally show. He gets arrested for treaspassing and I feel good getting someone off the streets even for a little while. Was he another patient or a visitor? My mom works for hospice here and she told me yesterday that some one went into a patients room while the patient and her daughter were sleeping and stole the daughters purse, along with her car keys and car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 He appeared to be from the streets. Visiting ends at 9 pm. So I don't know when he came in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 In any case, welcome home, Bluesboy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Wouldn't it be nice if relationship partners came with something like a Car Fax Report? Then you would already know if they ever cheated or lied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 You could ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Past liars don't tell the truth about themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Without the strength of honesty, any would seem to have slim chance of being a mutually satisfactory relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Wouldn't it be nice if relationship partners came with something like a Car Fax Report? Then you would already know if they ever cheated or lied. Here you go. Don't Date This Guy Don't Date Him, Girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Songfactors, I will let you fill in the blanks. Homework can (blank) my (blank). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Homework can crochet my pillowcase. Homework can stoke my lugubriousness. Homework can masticate my spruce. Homework can exacerbate my gout. Homework can amplify my enzymes. Am I close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Songfactors, I will let you fill in the blanks. Homework can (blank) my (blank). OK Gene Rayburn, how about Home work can suck my milkshake through a straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Homework can crochet my pillowcase. Homework can stoke my lugubriousness. Homework can masticate my spruce. Homework can exacerbate my gout. Homework can amplify my enzymes. Am I close? You must have been a friggin' genius at Mad Libs, TimLizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 OK Gene Rayburn, how about Home work can suck my milkshake through a straw. Ooooh, you know I love me some Rayburn and his skinny microphone. You got the suck part right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Perversion is currently conflicting with everything I learned in anatomy class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Ooooh, you know I love me some Rayburn and his skinny microphone. For me it was all about Brett Sommers. Why don't women wear glasses twice as big as their face any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Perversion is currently conflicting with everything I learned in anatomy class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 I have no idea. It was such an attractive look. Perhaps I'll give up my contacts and bring the big glasses back into fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 I'm too young to have watched the Match Game when it was still on, but I watch the reruns on Game Show Network any chance I get. Charles Nelson Reilly + Brett Sommers + Richard Dawson = win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 You must have been a friggin' genius at Mad Libs Mad Libs!!! I was just talking to someone about those the other day... he had never heard of them. Hell, we used to do these things in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 I have no idea who you're talking about but I have to respond to this: "Why don't women wear glasses twice as big as their face any more?" With: "they do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Homework can crochet my pillowcase. Homework can stoke my lugubriousness. Homework can masticate my spruce. Homework can exacerbate my gout. Homework can amplify my enzymes. Am I close? Homework can jar my preserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Just to bring you back down to reality: Homework can improve my grades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Hello Old Friends! I can see a whole lot has not changed! Except for the ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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