Uncle Joe Posted December 23, 2008 Report Posted December 23, 2008 What do they call the one-legged girl? Visions of sugar plums.
RonJonSurfer Posted December 23, 2008 Report Posted December 23, 2008 What did the diabetic see on his LSD trip? Elfen Magic.
phil Posted December 24, 2008 Report Posted December 24, 2008 What a Dwarf magician performs. We don't need no stinking badges.
Otokichi Posted December 24, 2008 Report Posted December 24, 2008 What did a surfeit/group of skunks say before they did a mass spraying of Ted Nugent? Peace on Earth
Steel2Velvet Posted December 25, 2008 Report Posted December 25, 2008 What's a good job if you can find an opening? kris kringle
cyberjudge Posted December 25, 2008 Report Posted December 25, 2008 Who's going to be first on the unemployment line tomorrow morning? George Bailey
Uncle Joe Posted December 25, 2008 Report Posted December 25, 2008 What if who wasn't born? Klaatu barada nikto
cyberjudge Posted December 26, 2008 Report Posted December 26, 2008 How do you say "Merry Christmas" in South Philly? And to all a good night
Otokichi Posted December 26, 2008 Report Posted December 26, 2008 What were Major "King" Kong's last words before he landed on the ICBM base? CHARGE!
cyberjudge Posted December 26, 2008 Report Posted December 26, 2008 What did the crowd yell before the fatal Black Friday stampede at Wal-Mart? Regifting
RonJonSurfer Posted December 29, 2008 Report Posted December 29, 2008 Name an annual closet cleaning ritual? Shrimp cocktail.
Uncle Joe Posted December 29, 2008 Report Posted December 29, 2008 What did Ava Gardner drink on her first date with Mickey Rooney? Bloody Mary.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 29, 2008 Report Posted December 29, 2008 Wot's the bleedin' answer to the question, "Who 'ad a lit'l lamb, mate?" Something in the way you move me
Rayzor Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What's the problem with repo-men? Too little, too late.
Kevin Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What kinda attitude is that ?!?! You a 6/49 winner or what ?
miamisammy29 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Too little, too late. What was Eva Longoria's response to Danny DeVito when he asked her to marry him? Triple Extra Large
RonJonSurfer Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 The name of Pizza Hut's newest offering? Dick Clark.
Rayzor Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What would make a fine replacement for the ball that drops every year? Not in my house!
RonJonSurfer Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Where can you find a half consumed bottle of wine from Christmas? Alley Oop.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What's the name of that narrow street behind the Oop Building? Confined to quarters
RonJonSurfer Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What can you put into the 25 cent slots? Deuces wild.
miamisammy29 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What's the new euphemism for "takin' a crap"? Pig Roast
miamisammy29 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Confined to quarters Yeah, America? Where's your George Washington now?! (Sorry, Ronnie, you beat me in by a few seconds, but I just had to post this one again. It cracked ME up.) Pig Roast
bazooka Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Confined to quarters What were the box office proceeds from Eddie Murphy's movie Meet Dave ? [smaller] Way late, but oh so clever [/smaller] ! Pig Roast What is the retirement event for Vice President Dick Cheney ? ----------- Not An Exit
Uncle Joe Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What does the Friars Club have planned for Brittney Spears? I like it like that.
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