RonJonSurfer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Posted January 27, 2009 A babies weapon of choice? The halftime air was sweet perfume.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 27, 2009 Report Posted January 27, 2009 What was one of the more surprising comments overheard during intermission of the ladies mud wrestling contests at O'Leary's Bar and Grill? Take me home, country roads.
cyberjudge Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 How should John Denver have traveled instead of leavin on a (not quite a) jet plane? Super Sunday
RonJonSurfer Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 What is the last day of the Clark Kent Convention called? Rock Salt.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 What's the primary condiment on a Heavy Sandwich? Keep it clean.
Rayzor Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 What was the last thing Keith Richards' mom should have said instead of "Have fun"? Flaming Pie
Uncle Joe Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 What's Elton John plan on baking today? (Not that there's anything wrong with that). Won ton for four.
Otokichi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Posted January 31, 2009 How did a 2,044 pound truck end up at a chic Hollywood party? Tora Bora.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 What was the NY Post headline that indicating Joe Torre's new book wasn't exciting? (that was a stretch wasn't it?) Pork Loins
Steel2Velvet Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 What was the tempting term Kermit the Frog withheld calling Miss Piggy, for fear of his life? Tit for tat.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Name a potentially embarrassing typo? Bozo the Clown.
cyberjudge Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Who has an evil twin named George W. Bush? Bedtime for Bonzo
Otokichi Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 What sis the doctor recommend for "Bonzo" after a marathon battle-of-the-bands session? Let's get small...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 What did Sienfeld character George Costanza holler as he dove into the swimming pool? Keep it simple, stupid!
Uncle Joe Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 What would be a good name for a rock band? SNAFU
RonJonSurfer Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 What sound often preceeds a "God Bless You". Laugh In
Steel2Velvet Posted February 4, 2009 Report Posted February 4, 2009 How does the defective neon sign (in front of the boarding house for aspiring stand-up comedians) appear? Taking it to the streets.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 6, 2009 Report Posted February 6, 2009 Where does the Addam's Family take their cousin to go drag racing? Red Stripe Beer
miamisammy29 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Posted February 6, 2009 Hooray, I'm sh*tfaced, mon! Moosehead
Uncle Joe Posted February 6, 2009 Report Posted February 6, 2009 What was Bullwinkle praying for? The champagne of bottled beer
MuzikTyme Posted February 7, 2009 Report Posted February 7, 2009 bottled Genie in a bottle. . . Larry Hagman & Barbara Eden . . . The curator of tasteless art . . .
Uncle Joe Posted February 7, 2009 Report Posted February 7, 2009 marcus..this is the Give me the answer, I'll give you the question thread.
MuzikTyme Posted February 8, 2009 Report Posted February 8, 2009 Interlude Sorry... I thought I was asking a question? Don't mind me and travel on! Careful, though. When the fork gets in the way which does one turn?
bazooka Posted February 8, 2009 Report Posted February 8, 2009 The champagne of bottled beer What was the improvement to Miller High Life's original slogan "Beer Like Canned Champagne " ? ------------ Georgia on my mind.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Where doesn my mind drift when I hear about peaches? South of the Border.
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