RonJonSurfer Posted November 21, 2008 Report Posted November 21, 2008 What was the name of the famous mouse on the Ed Sullivan show? A really big shoe.
Otokichi Posted November 22, 2008 Report Posted November 22, 2008 What kind of shelter of last resort is on FEMA drawing boards? The rainy season
Steel2Velvet Posted November 24, 2008 Report Posted November 24, 2008 What does every fire department in southern California consider its best friend? Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Otokichi Posted November 24, 2008 Report Posted November 24, 2008 What means of transportation will soon be made eveywhere else EXCEPT the U.S.? Benson, Arizona
RonJonSurfer Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 The name of Robert Guillaume's southwest vacation home. Miracle on 34th Street
Steel2Velvet Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 What is my pet name for the only time a girl ever whistled at me while walking downtown? Non-dairy creamer
Uncle Joe Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 What was Sammy's porn star nickname? Rusty nail.
cyberjudge Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 What was Uncle Joe's? Thanksgiving
Otokichi Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) What's that holiday festival between Halloween and Christmas that's seen by business as getting in the way of Black (Ink) Friday? The Little Drummer Boy Edited November 27, 2008 by Guest
Steel2Velvet Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 During the American Revolutionary War, who did Private Edward "Eddie Headache" Simpson (first in line behind the marching musicians) hope would be his brigade's first casualty? Remember the Alamo
miamisammy29 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 What do you write on the back of your hand soon after renting a car? Cheese Whiz
cyberjudge Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 Who knows 1000 more types of cheese than your average cheese head? Black Friday
MindCrime Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 What's the best day of the year to go looting 'round the neighborhood? She sells sea shells
miamisammy29 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 What does that chick that played "Blossom" do for a living now? Monster Jam
cyberjudge Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 What do you use to make a sandwich with Monster Peanut Butter? Turkey leftovers
miamisammy29 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 What will you find at the bottom of the coop after you've fed your turkey too much? Kiss the cook
Steel2Velvet Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 What were all the Hawaiian women hoping to do when the HMS Endeavor anchored offshore? Snips and snails and puppy dog's tails
_Laurie_ Posted November 29, 2008 Report Posted November 29, 2008 What are the appetizers at the Wonton Woo Restaurant? Personal Foul
Uncle Joe Posted November 29, 2008 Report Posted November 29, 2008 What was Pete Townshend seen stirring in a large vat while grinning lecherously? (He was only doing research of course). Smoking gun.
Steel2Velvet Posted November 29, 2008 Report Posted November 29, 2008 Why should no one with a bad nicotine dependency and a propensity toward realistic dreaming ever sleep with a firearm under his pillow? Give me liberty or give me death!
Otokichi Posted November 30, 2008 Report Posted November 30, 2008 What's the (imperfect) translation of what Guantanamo detainees say after "Allahu Akbar!"? A man's gotta know his limitations...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What were Methuselah's last words? Welome to the jungle
cyberjudge Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What is the inscription on the sign on the eastbound George Washington Bridge, below "You are entering New York City"? December 1st
Uncle Joe Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What's tomorrow's date? December 7th.
Otokichi Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What is a day on which more Japanese tourists then usual will visit the U.S.S. Arizona memorial? January 1st.
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