MindCrime Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 Walk on the wild side What happens when your car breaks down in Shawna's neighborhood? That's funny to me because I live in the same neighborhood
cyberjudge Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 That's funny to me because I live in the same neighborhood I think that was the idea!
RonJonSurfer Posted December 8, 2008 Report Posted December 8, 2008 What do you have to do when you get the runs in the middle of the night? O.J. What is on the prison menu this morning? Waffles and syrup.
_Laurie_ Posted December 8, 2008 Report Posted December 8, 2008 What was OJ's last breakfast? Holiday Spirit
Steel2Velvet Posted December 8, 2008 Report Posted December 8, 2008 What was Rooster Nog's predestination? All ashore that's going ashore
miamisammy29 Posted December 8, 2008 Report Posted December 8, 2008 What's the official motto of the only medical waste disposal company to double in stock value over the past year? Somalian Pirates
RonJonSurfer Posted December 8, 2008 Report Posted December 8, 2008 What is the new farm team for the Pittsburgh Pirates? Chips Ahoy!
cyberjudge Posted December 9, 2008 Report Posted December 9, 2008 What's the name of Intel's new processor? Oreo
RonJonSurfer Posted December 9, 2008 Report Posted December 9, 2008 What do the guards at the Wicked Witches castle sing as they march? A Bagel with cream cheese.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 9, 2008 Report Posted December 9, 2008 What do they call a Continental Breakfast at Best Western? sugar pie honey bunch
RonJonSurfer Posted December 9, 2008 Report Posted December 9, 2008 What group of foods should be the basis for a new food group? Don't avoid, watch Uncle Floyd.
Otokichi Posted December 14, 2008 Report Posted December 14, 2008 What was the very over used catch phrase heard in "Behind the Green Door"? See you next year.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 16, 2008 Report Posted December 16, 2008 What was my always last comment to my kids as I tucked them in, while they were still too little to stay up late on New Year's Eve? Keeping it real
bazooka Posted December 16, 2008 Report Posted December 16, 2008 What has never been done on a TV reality show? ---------------- Serpentine Fire
Otokichi Posted December 18, 2008 Report Posted December 18, 2008 What is the leading occupational hazard of handling flaming snakes? Oh Yeah!
miamisammy29 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Posted December 18, 2008 What does Mrs. Kool-Aid scream when she's in bed with the Hawaiian Punch guy? No No No.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 18, 2008 Report Posted December 18, 2008 What were the last three words of Hillary to Bill? Keep the faith
RonJonSurfer Posted December 18, 2008 Report Posted December 18, 2008 What advice did Tim McGraw's lawyer give him which he asked if he should keep his current wife or try for Carrie Underwood? Fortune Cookie
miamisammy29 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 Who is Vanna White? Filet O' Fish
Steel2Velvet Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 What was the title of Benny Hill's third skit? There's always tomorrow
cyberjudge Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 What did Katie Couric say when she left the "Today" show? Lady Madonna
RonJonSurfer Posted December 22, 2008 Report Posted December 22, 2008 An alias for a washed up pop star. Eight Tiny Reindeer.
Otokichi Posted December 23, 2008 Report Posted December 23, 2008 What was Gojira's favorite Yuletide snack? Santa Claus is Fooling Around!
RonJonSurfer Posted December 23, 2008 Report Posted December 23, 2008 NY Post headline after "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" became a hit. Stocking Stuffer.
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