Uncle Joe Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 What is behind Linda Blair's claim to fame? Bring to a boil.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 What is the only sentence on the single page "prepare all" cookbook found in Hell's kitchen? Raining cats and dogs.
Mike Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Posted January 14, 2009 After the explosion at the animal hospital... The surrey with the fringe on top
miamisammy29 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 What's all the rage in the East Village this year? Behind the Green Door
Otokichi Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Where is Al Gore's secret stash of Carbon Offsets? Inner City Blues
Steel2Velvet Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Where does a police woman stash handcuffs? Keep the change.
MuzikTyme Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Harry Chapin~ Taxi Just got paid today Got me a pocket full of change . . .
Otokichi Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 What's the parking lot attendant's lament? After the thrill is gone.
RonJonSurfer Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 The NY Knicks after Phil Jackson left? Frost bite.
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 What did Nixon get during that infamous interview? skinless, boneless breasts
RonJonSurfer Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 One minute pre-breast augmentation surgery? Flexible Flyer
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Who is Captain Chesley B. Sullenberger III? Radio Flyer
RonJonSurfer Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 What my radio threatens to become everytime a U2 song comes on? Please please me...
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 What the teacher's pet yells while raising his hand high in the air every time the teacher asks a question. She Loves You
RonJonSurfer Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 What got the same teacher arrested? The Cosby Kids.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Who among us knows the real Bill Cosby? Never have so few given so much to so many.
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 What is the motto of the American Association for People Living with Herpes? The Waco Kid
Uncle Joe Posted January 17, 2009 Report Posted January 17, 2009 What occupies the time of the old folks at the beach? Twister
Otokichi Posted January 17, 2009 Report Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) What's the favorite mixed drink of hurricane hunters? Mythbusters Edited January 17, 2009 by Guest
Uncle Joe Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 What do Thenoritas call their firth Thenors? Bound for glory.
Mike Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Posted January 22, 2009 Woody Guthrie book Chock full of nuts
RonJonSurfer Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 What is the normal state of an athletic supporter? Mr. Greenjeans.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 How might one refer to a diarrhetic vegetarian? Pulling an all-nighter.
Otokichi Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 What's a fisherman to do when the nightcrawler he's grabbed for bait just won't let go? Full Battle Rattle
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