Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 What do they call their Think Tank at Toyota? Dilly Dally
RonJonSurfer Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 What does Silly Sally type when she misses the letter "S" by one key? Cranberry sauce.
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 What did Chill Wills say when he really meant, "Bull s**t"? Or was that "Sassafrass"? We're number one!
miamisammy29 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 What do Notre Dame fans get to scream once ever six weeks or so? Cream-filled
RonJonSurfer Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 How would you describe the taxi flagged down by Ginger Baker and Friends in 1967? Life Insurance.
cyberjudge Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 What is the one investment you can buy that you least want a return on? A pregnant man
Steel2Velvet Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 Who might be seen stocking up on lubricant suppositories? Quite fine, thank you.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What kind of sandpaper do you need? The week before Thanksgiving.
miamisammy29 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 When did you finally pay off the credit card for that toaster that you bought your mother-in-law last Christmas? Poop deck
Jenny Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) Where does everyone on the ship take their doggies for a walk? crow's nest Edited November 18, 2008 by Guest
Otokichi Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What's the name of Sheryl's new treehouse? Want a shiny new penny?
miamisammy29 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What does Michael Jackson ask little boys, now that he can't take them to his amusement park? Dancing with the stars
Otokichi Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What's Freddy Mercury doing right now? Save "Lipstick Jungle"!
Uncle Joe Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What statement immediately leads to the question, "why"? Hunt and peck.
Steel2Velvet Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 Can you identify a Helen and a Gregory? Fourscore and seven years ago.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What happened in '01 when four geeks went to "Come as your favorite Star Trek character" night at the bar and when did they see those chicks again? I pity the fool.
Uncle Joe Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What's Ten Pea's tagline? hasta luego
Steel2Velvet Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 What is widely thought to be a pleasant parting wish from mercahnts in Tijuana, but actually means, "I can't believe you really bought that crummy hat and bracelet?" Lights, camera, action!
Uncle Joe Posted November 19, 2008 Report Posted November 19, 2008 What's foreplay for Sammy? Take five.
Otokichi Posted November 20, 2008 Report Posted November 20, 2008 What's Marilyn Chambers' second most famous porn film title? Double Bogey Blues
cyberjudge Posted November 21, 2008 Report Posted November 21, 2008 What's it called when you console yourself after a breakup by watching "Casablanca" and "The African Queen"? The Iceman Cometh
Uncle Joe Posted November 21, 2008 Report Posted November 21, 2008 What happenth when the Ithman meeth Jethica Alba? Turn, turn, turn.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 21, 2008 Report Posted November 21, 2008 What's one turn beyond a U-turn? America runs on Dunkin'.
Uncle Joe Posted November 21, 2008 Report Posted November 21, 2008 What was Wilt Chameberlain's slogan? Macchu Picchu
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