Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 What do they call their Think Tank at Toyota? Dilly Dally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 What does Silly Sally type when she misses the letter "S" by one key? Cranberry sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 What did Chill Wills say when he really meant, "Bull s**t"? Or was that "Sassafrass"? We're number one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 What do Notre Dame fans get to scream once ever six weeks or so? Cream-filled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 How would you describe the taxi flagged down by Ginger Baker and Friends in 1967? Life Insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 What is the one investment you can buy that you least want a return on? A pregnant man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Who might be seen stocking up on lubricant suppositories? Quite fine, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What kind of sandpaper do you need? The week before Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 When did you finally pay off the credit card for that toaster that you bought your mother-in-law last Christmas? Poop deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) Where does everyone on the ship take their doggies for a walk? crow's nest Edited November 18, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What's the name of Sheryl's new treehouse? Want a shiny new penny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What does Michael Jackson ask little boys, now that he can't take them to his amusement park? Dancing with the stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What's Freddy Mercury doing right now? Save "Lipstick Jungle"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What statement immediately leads to the question, "why"? Hunt and peck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Can you identify a Helen and a Gregory? Fourscore and seven years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What happened in '01 when four geeks went to "Come as your favorite Star Trek character" night at the bar and when did they see those chicks again? I pity the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What's Ten Pea's tagline? hasta luego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 What is widely thought to be a pleasant parting wish from mercahnts in Tijuana, but actually means, "I can't believe you really bought that crummy hat and bracelet?" Lights, camera, action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 What's foreplay for Sammy? Take five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Otokichi Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 What's Marilyn Chambers' second most famous porn film title? Double Bogey Blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 What's it called when you console yourself after a breakup by watching "Casablanca" and "The African Queen"? The Iceman Cometh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 What happenth when the Ithman meeth Jethica Alba? Turn, turn, turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 What's one turn beyond a U-turn? America runs on Dunkin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 What was Wilt Chameberlain's slogan? Macchu Picchu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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