RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 How the heck are you? Answer - She's not a girl who misses much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 Question: Is she really going out with him? Answer: Eli's coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 What are the Packers laughing about at this very second? Answer --- She's a very kinky girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 18, 2008 Why was the chiropractor salivating? Answer - I'm a fool for the city. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted January 22, 2008 What the 48 year old drunk, shirtless, paint faced Packer fan was at the NFC Championship game. answer - Hump? What hump? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2008 What did Maria Muldaur say to Ahab? Answer...I'm just waitin' for the man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 24, 2008 Why was Roger Clemens still sitting in the clubhouse? Answer - Chains, my baby's got me locked up in chains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 What is a weekend at Paris Hilton's house. I was raised by a toothless headed hag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 Are you my brother? (It's actually "bearded hag"...no biggie, but for future reference). They'll be dancing, dancing in the streets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Sammy, I never could understand Jagger. So, it's a toothless bearded hag? I like toothless headed hag better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 9 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 They'll be dancing, dancing in the streets. What RonJon and Laurie will be doing when The Giants win the Super Bowl ---------------------- Gimme three steps mister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2008 What does Elton John's concert contract request be placed near his piano bench. ------------ [smallest]Answer[/smallest]: Yonder stands your orphan with his gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted February 2, 2008 What happened when cross-dressing Annie went bad? Answer: While my guitar gently weeps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 When do folks in the front row open their umbrellas ? ------------ [smallest]Answer[/smallest]: The Beauty Of Time Is That It's Snowing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Why is it called winter time? Answer - Baseball is in the air. Edited February 14, 2008 by Guest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) RonJon said: Answer - Baseball is in the air. ******************* Keep pumping in the steroids and what happens? --------- Answer: Tax refunds are huge! Edited February 14, 2008 by Guest added due to new page Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 How can the government justify the massive tax burden they put on us? Answer - The best things in life are free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 Who wants to go shoplifting with Ronjon and me? A: Model glue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 Answer: What did McNamee really inject into Roger Clemens' fat ass? A: Hot smoke and sasafrass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted February 17, 2008 What came out of Roger Clemens fat ass? Answer - What a long, strange trip it's been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Report post Posted February 21, 2008 What were the 60's and 70's? --------------------------------- I'm just too tired after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted March 17, 2008 How did you feel after playing "In A Gadda Da Vida" on Guitar Hero 3? A: The cheese is old and moldy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted March 18, 2008 What Soupy Sales said when asked to sing his novelty hit from the 60's, "The Mouse". A: If I could save time in a bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2008 What does Keith Richards answer to "How would you like your cocaine" ? -------------- A: Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted March 18, 2008 What would you expect to see on a typical day at Dollywood? A. Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
