Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[RonJonSurfer 15]

How the heck are you?

Answer - She's not a girl who misses much.

[Uncle Joe 0]

Question: Is she really going out with him?

Answer: Eli's coming.

[miamisammy29 4]

What are the Packers laughing about at this very second?

Answer --- She's a very kinky girl.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Why was the chiropractor salivating?

Answer - I'm a fool for the city.

[phil 7]

What the 48 year old drunk, shirtless, paint faced Packer fan was at the NFC Championship game.

answer - Hump? What hump?

[Uncle Joe 0]

What did Maria Muldaur say to Ahab?

Answer...I'm just waitin' for the man

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Why was Roger Clemens still sitting in the clubhouse?

Answer - Chains, my baby's got me locked up in chains.

[phil 7]

What is a weekend at Paris Hilton's house.

I was raised by a toothless headed hag.

[miamisammy29 4]

Are you my brother?

(It's actually "bearded hag"...no biggie, but for future reference).

They'll be dancing, dancing in the streets.

[phil 7]

Sammy, I never could understand Jagger. So, it's a toothless bearded hag? I like toothless headed hag better.

[_Laurie_ 9]

They'll be dancing, dancing in the streets.

What RonJon and Laurie will be doing when The Giants win the Super Bowl

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Gimme three steps mister

[bazooka 0]

What does Elton John's concert contract request be placed near his piano bench.

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[smallest]Answer[/smallest]:

Yonder stands your orphan with his gun.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What happened when cross-dressing Annie went bad?

Answer: While my guitar gently weeps.

[bazooka 0]

When do folks in the front row open their umbrellas ?

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[smallest]Answer[/smallest]:

The Beauty Of Time Is That It's Snowing

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Why is it called winter time?

Answer - Baseball is in the air.

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[Rayzor 1]

RonJon said: Answer - Baseball is in the air.

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Keep pumping in the steroids and what happens?

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Answer: Tax refunds are huge!

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[RonJonSurfer 15]

How can the government justify the massive tax burden they put on us?

Answer - The best things in life are free.

[miamisammy29 4]

Who wants to go shoplifting with Ronjon and me?

A: Model glue

[Uncle Joe 0]

Answer: What did McNamee really inject into Roger Clemens' fat ass?

A: Hot smoke and sasafrass

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What came out of Roger Clemens fat ass?

Answer - What a long, strange trip it's been.

[Rayzor 1]

What were the 60's and 70's?

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I'm just too tired after that.

[miamisammy29 4]

How did you feel after playing "In A Gadda Da Vida" on Guitar Hero 3?

A: The cheese is old and moldy.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What Soupy Sales said when asked to sing his novelty hit from the 60's, "The Mouse".

A: If I could save time in a bottle.

[bazooka 0]

What does Keith Richards answer to "How would you like your cocaine" ?

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A: Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.

[miamisammy29 4]

What would you expect to see on a typical day at Dollywood?

A. Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.