phil 7 Report post Posted March 18, 2008 What is K-Fed's favorite song. $$$ A. Someone left the cake out in the rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted March 21, 2008 Why was the stripper at my bachelor party so pissed off? A: I've got a baby's brain and an old man's heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted March 22, 2008 What is the Republican Party. All the young girls love Alice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Report post Posted March 22, 2008 All the young girls love Alice. Alice is the pony they get to ride at their party. We could all wear ripped up clothes and pretend that we were Dead Hot workshop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted July 10, 2008 What fun, new game did Kathie Lee Gifford teach little Guatemalan kids to play? I can't get it out of my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 Why do I keep hearing ELO's Can't Get It Out of My Head playing over and over in my mind? The good, the bad and the ugly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 Can you name 3 members of CSN & Y? We're on the road to nowhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 What's Ralph Nader's campaign slogan? Hey, man, it's a cloudburst! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 Was was Bowie's alternate first line to Suffragette City? Answer: Calvin and Hobbes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 Who pee'd on my chevy pickup ? ______________________________ A: Bulimia makes them puke up their food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted August 11, 2008 Why did the UCLA Cheerleading Squad finish last at the tournament? Three kings and two queens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted August 25, 2008 What is a typical Mardi Gras night. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2008 What did the fraternity urge it's members to do to the Chinese freshman? Proud Mary keep on rollin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 What did Papa John ask his wife to do with the pizza dough? The Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 What's France's favorite thing about America? Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Yosemite Sam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted August 29, 2008 Who is next in line to have their face on Mt. Rushmore? The farmer in the dell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2008 Why does that computer smell like manure? ------ Case of the Missing Ladyfingers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2008 What did authorities find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment that led them to assume he had a sweet tooth? _____________ Doing the Locomotion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted September 2, 2008 What did George Michael claim he was doing when he was arrested in that public toilet? Jungle Love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted September 2, 2008 Al Gore's solution to Amazon deforestation. Tennessee Plates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted September 2, 2008 What did his wiseass grandkids call Ernie Ford after he started wearing dentures? You can go your own way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2008 What was the initial comment after it was disclosed the 300lb. construction worker sat when he peed? Protect yourself at all times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted September 2, 2008 What was the original title of the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"? Gotta Get Away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted September 3, 2008 What am I thinking everyday when I'm forced to sit next to that smelly, old dude on the subway? I did it my way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted September 4, 2008 What is the alternative route to hitting the highway? The first day of school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
