Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[phil 7]

What is K-Fed's favorite song. $$$

A. Someone left the cake out in the rain.

[miamisammy29 4]

Why was the stripper at my bachelor party so pissed off?

A: I've got a baby's brain and an old man's heart.

[phil 7]

What is the Republican Party.

All the young girls love Alice.

[Shawna 1]

All the young girls love Alice.

Alice is the pony they get to ride at their party.

We could all wear ripped up clothes and pretend that we were Dead Hot workshop.

[miamisammy29 4]

What fun, new game did Kathie Lee Gifford teach little Guatemalan kids to play?

I can't get it out of my head.

[cyberjudge 0]

Why do I keep hearing ELO's Can't Get It Out of My Head playing over and over in my mind?

The good, the bad and the ugly.

[Uncle Joe 0]

Can you name 3 members of CSN & Y?

We're on the road to nowhere.

[miamisammy29 4]

What's Ralph Nader's campaign slogan?

Hey, man, it's a cloudburst!

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Was was Bowie's alternate first line to Suffragette City?

Answer:

Calvin and Hobbes.

[Wyld Card 5]

Who pee'd on my chevy pickup ?

______________________________

A: Bulimia makes them puke up their food.

[miamisammy29 4]

Why did the UCLA Cheerleading Squad finish last at the tournament?

Three kings and two queens.

[phil 7]

What is a typical Mardi Gras night.

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

[Uncle Joe 0]

What did the fraternity urge it's members to do to the Chinese freshman?

Proud Mary keep on rollin'.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did Papa John ask his wife to do with the pizza dough?

The Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon.

[Uncle Joe 0]

What's France's favorite thing about America?

Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Yosemite Sam.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Who is next in line to have their face on Mt. Rushmore?

The farmer in the dell.

[bazooka 0]

Why does that computer smell like manure?

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Case of the Missing Ladyfingers

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What did authorities find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment that led them to assume he had a sweet tooth?

_____________

Doing the Locomotion.

[miamisammy29 4]

What did George Michael claim he was doing when he was arrested in that public toilet?

Jungle Love

[Otokichi 9]

Al Gore's solution to Amazon deforestation.

Tennessee Plates

[miamisammy29 4]

What did his wiseass grandkids call Ernie Ford after he started wearing dentures?

You can go your own way.

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What was the initial comment after it was disclosed the 300lb. construction worker sat when he peed?

Protect yourself at all times.

[Otokichi 9]

What was the original title of the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"?

Gotta Get Away

[miamisammy29 4]

What am I thinking everyday when I'm forced to sit next to that smelly, old dude on the subway?

I did it my way.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What is the alternative route to hitting the highway?

The first day of school.