Steel2Velvet Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What will be Britney's response to the Friars? The 12th of Never
miamisammy29 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Even with their new BILLION dollar payroll, when will the Yankees win the World Series? Yes Man
cyberjudge Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Who is Joe the Biden? The Day the Earth Stood Still
Steel2Velvet Posted December 31, 2008 Report Posted December 31, 2008 Did you see that one episode of Twilight Zone where they couldn't hang this guy until dawn? Whoop Dee Doo
Uncle Joe Posted December 31, 2008 Report Posted December 31, 2008 What would you call a hairstyle that's a cross between Whoopi Goldberg and Kiki Dee? Jambalaya, crawfish pie, filet gumbo.
miamisammy29 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Posted December 31, 2008 Give three reasons for my chronic irritable bowel syndrome. Swamp Thing
RonJonSurfer Posted December 31, 2008 Report Posted December 31, 2008 What you'll see if you hand around South Jersey? Time Square.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 31, 2008 Report Posted December 31, 2008 Where might you see a hundred thousand people joyously pressed together like cattle in a box car who, under normal conditions, feel uncomfortable if someone accidently touches them in a subway? A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
MuzikTyme Posted January 1, 2009 Report Posted January 1, 2009 That's where you'll find a leprechaun singing the Irish Rovers song out of key. A rain drop falling out of nowhere . . .
Otokichi Posted January 1, 2009 Report Posted January 1, 2009 What's the one thing needed to start a flood of biblical proportions in the caught-between-heavy-snowfall/spring thaw midwest? Rockin' Robin
cyberjudge Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 Who is the sidekick of Be-Bop Batman? Happy New Year!
RonJonSurfer Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 How do you wish away a bad year? College Bowl Games
Steel2Velvet Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 For what frat house activity on Friday night at Wolfgang Puck University do those wacky grad students most enjoy stripping down to togos? It's all in the wrist
Uncle Joe Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 What claim to fame is shared by both Pee Wee Herman and Tommy/Pinball Wizard? Shake, rattle and roll.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 What's the lunch special at the Snake n Sushi Diner? Talk back trembling lips
_Laurie_ Posted January 3, 2009 Report Posted January 3, 2009 What is the name of a cover band for The Flaming Lips? Riding the storm out.
cyberjudge Posted January 3, 2009 Report Posted January 3, 2009 What is the title of Barack Obama's economic plan? Bleeding love
Otokichi Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 What's the hot song on the Trauma Surgeon's Music Network? Gotta Get Away
RonJonSurfer Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 What you need to do to find out how much weight you've gained during the holidays? Bugs and Daffy.
Uncle Joe Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 With whom have Daisy and Minnie been two-timing Donald and Mickey? Sliding scale.
RonJonSurfer Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 How is a hockey puck paid? Blue Cheer.
Uncle Joe Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 What gets out dirt better than Red Tide? pooch punt
miamisammy29 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 How do get the neighbor's dog to stop sh*ttin' in your yard? Two and a half sacks
RonJonSurfer Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 What is 25% more sack than needed? Math whiz.
Uncle Joe Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 What's that number 3 in the snow? Behind curtain number 2
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