RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What is the first day to break New Year's resolutions? Soupy Sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What's the nickname of the Advertising Dept. at Campbell's? Oodles of Noodles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Who did President Boyardee appoint to his cabinet? Shout hallelujah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What did I do when I found out it was only herpes? OODLES of NOODLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What would improve Playboy magazine ? ------------- Bored and Stroked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 How does one feel after reading Playboy magazine? Spic and Span Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 The only vaudeville team that worked clean. Pine needles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What is the name of the occupational disease contracted by users of pine-scented cleaners? Parking Lot Pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What happens when they send a betrunken frat brother to pick up the main course? Keep your pants on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What is the slogan of the Uncle Joe Haters Club? Knickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What happened when your candy bar fell on the paper cutter? -------------- Semolina Pilchard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What was Celine Dion's name at birth? Fettucine Alfredo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Who was that guy who sang Volare back in the day? Red Sox nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What was the headline when comedian Foxx insulted the entire country? American Express Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What do they now call Dice-K Matsuzaka in Japan? Walk on the wild side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What happens when your car breaks down in Shawna's neighborhood? From Russia with love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What is on the back of Rick Ankiel's old baseball card? American League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Where can you find Ichiro Suzuki, Hideki Matsui & Daisuke Matsuzaka? King Kong vs. Godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What was one of the silliest movies ever made? The unbearable lightness of being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What was Twiggy's motivation to put on a few kilos? Dumb and dumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What are the aliases of Bush and Cheney? Peaches and cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Who and what would you like with your cup of coffee? I pity the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What did George W. Bush say about the new President-elect? The A-Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 In sales parlance, what is the identifier for gymnastic sports-bras? Get up and go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 What do you have to do when you get the runs in the middle of the night? O.J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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