RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What is the first day to break New Year's resolutions? Soupy Sales.
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What's the nickname of the Advertising Dept. at Campbell's? Oodles of Noodles
Uncle Joe Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 Who did President Boyardee appoint to his cabinet? Shout hallelujah!
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What did I do when I found out it was only herpes? OODLES of NOODLES
bazooka Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What would improve Playboy magazine ? ------------- Bored and Stroked
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 How does one feel after reading Playboy magazine? Spic and Span
RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 The only vaudeville team that worked clean. Pine needles.
Otokichi Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What is the name of the occupational disease contracted by users of pine-scented cleaners? Parking Lot Pizza
Steel2Velvet Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What happens when they send a betrunken frat brother to pick up the main course? Keep your pants on!
RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 What is the slogan of the Uncle Joe Haters Club? Knickers!
bazooka Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 What happened when your candy bar fell on the paper cutter? -------------- Semolina Pilchard
miamisammy29 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 What was Celine Dion's name at birth? Fettucine Alfredo
Uncle Joe Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 Who was that guy who sang Volare back in the day? Red Sox nation
RonJonSurfer Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 What was the headline when comedian Foxx insulted the entire country? American Express
miamisammy29 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 What do they now call Dice-K Matsuzaka in Japan? Walk on the wild side
Steel2Velvet Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 What happens when your car breaks down in Shawna's neighborhood? From Russia with love
RonJonSurfer Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 What is on the back of Rick Ankiel's old baseball card? American League.
cyberjudge Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Where can you find Ichiro Suzuki, Hideki Matsui & Daisuke Matsuzaka? King Kong vs. Godzilla
Uncle Joe Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 What was one of the silliest movies ever made? The unbearable lightness of being.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 What was Twiggy's motivation to put on a few kilos? Dumb and dumber
Jenny Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 What are the aliases of Bush and Cheney? Peaches and cream
Uncle Joe Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Who and what would you like with your cup of coffee? I pity the fool.
miamisammy29 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 What did George W. Bush say about the new President-elect? The A-Team
Steel2Velvet Posted December 6, 2008 Report Posted December 6, 2008 In sales parlance, what is the identifier for gymnastic sports-bras? Get up and go
cyberjudge Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 What do you have to do when you get the runs in the middle of the night? O.J.
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