Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[Steel2Velvet 0]

At what point of the timeline was my graduation put in real jeopardy?

Over and over.

[miamisammy29 4]

How did the stuttering pilot end his radio transmissions?

Bachlava

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did I get when my Bach records got too close to the stove?

Out for the season.

[Wyld Card 5]

Where are the Patriots without Tom Brady ?

Cher

[miamisammy29 4]

What do all the young guys do with Sonny Bono's old wife?

Oops, I did it again.

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What did Britney say as she picked up her baby from the floor?

Yankee Go Home!

[Wyld Card 5]

What did Madonna say to Alex Rodriguez?

MiamiSammy does it too.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What sentence should have the word "everyone" at the end?

Passing fancy.

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What is the working title for the sequel to "Dead Poet's Society?"

Unabridged dictionary.

[Kevin 3]

Name a book that a sitting President has brutalized.

Evil-doers

[phil 7]

Who are prostitutes that sleep with terrorists.

Jive talking

[Kevin 3]

What's a 'hip' term for campaign speak ?

We shall never surrender !

[miamisammy29 4]

What did the Japanese say right before they surrendered?

Cheddar cheese

[Kevin 3]

What did the French say ( thinking it was funny, and somewhat... je ne sais quoi ) as they surrendered ?

Captain Kirk

[Steel2Velvet 0]

Though it seemed every week a different lover; who was the sole constant admirer of the first officer of the starship Enterprise from series premier until its end?

It's a living thing.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did Dr. Frankenstein exclaim after successfully reanimating the Addams Family handy helper?

Wednesday and Pugsly.

[Otokichi 9]

What was one of names Sonny & Cher rejected before using their real names?

More Than A Feeling.

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What did the composer of Morris Albert's biggest hit wish to convey in those lyrics?

Try a little tenderness.

[Uncle Joe 0]

What was the original slogan for Adolph's Meat Tenderizer?

Treat her right.

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What should the podiatrist do if the patient complaining of pain has a perfectly fine left foot?

It's only make believe.

[Otokichi 9]

What was Milli Vanilli's secret backstage motto?

Strawberries, Cherries, and an Angel's kiss in spring.

[bazooka 0]

What does a pig in lipstick want for dessert?

Bangkok Dangerous

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What is the Thai to English translation for the sign over Capital Morgue?

Go fly a kite.

[_Laurie_ 9]

What did Benjamin Franklin's mom tell him to do?

Back In Black.

[Otokichi 9]

What's the next new fashion look for Michael Jackson?

30,000 Pounds of Bananas.