miamisammy29 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Where do politicians go to find the perfect housekeeper? Under the table
RonJonSurfer Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Where can you find the girlfriends of politicians? Touch and go.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 What would be the simplest terms to distinguish masturbation from urination? Clap on, clap off.
Uncle Joe Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 How did Fleming want to market his new discovery? Bang a gong.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 The goal of many professional tennis players after meeting Yvonne Goolagong? Bang the drum slowly.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 What is one suggestion Keith Moon never conceptualized? A child of the universe
RonJonSurfer Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 Who is Mother Nature's and Father Time's kid? Vitamin C.
Uncle Joe Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 What did A Rod deny taking? Gorgonzola
miamisammy29 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 Who "picks up a bus and he throws it back down, as he wades through the buildings towards the center of town?" Canker sore
RonJonSurfer Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 What happens when you use your canker too much? Bayer aspirin.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 How did Goldilocks relieve the headaches of her guests who ate porridge that was either too hot or too cold? Deal me in
MuzikTyme Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 What did Monty Hall say when he retired? It's the real thing
bazooka Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 Does Jessica Simpson pretend she's dumb? ------------ Capitalist tool
Uncle Joe Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 What's become of the GOP? Backward thingking.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 Backward thingking. Who is this guy? Took a wrong turn
RonJonSurfer Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 Why are there no tourists in Albuquerque? Bowling shoes.
miamisammy29 Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 What did Ronjon wear to his high school reunion, to accentuate his lovely, new, red and green plaid suit? Gutter balls
RonJonSurfer Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 What might you accurately call a part of RonJon's anatomy after he drank too much at said reunion and ended up face first in the street? Seven - Ten Split.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 What was the compromise store name once discussed for the food mart franchise when someone suggested "Seven Nine" - prior to the final name being selected? Finding Nemo.
Uncle Joe Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 When unable to come up with a character for his book what finally broke Jules Verne's writers' block? Land ho!
Steel2Velvet Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 What did the wife of the inventor of the Polaroid camera call his mistress? sentimental journey
MindCrime Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 How does Steve Perry remember his days in the band? A quick one while he's away.
miamisammy29 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 The reason they let Dave Navarro became a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Happy Jack
Steel2Velvet Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 What did the secret service agents call the president as he left Marilyn Monroe's beach bungalow? Quit while you're ahead
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