PSYCHOcatholic Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Jeff Dunham...hes a ventriloquist and he has 5 different puppets worked into his act...FREAKIN HILARIOIUS! YOU GUYS HAVE TO LOOK THIS GUY UP!! Jeff Dunham try youtube...this guy is amazing at what he does, he had me in tears... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexxi Marie Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Lewis Black is pure brilliance to me. It's his lines and how he says them, just awesome haha. "You can't run a landrover over a cat and KSHFSKJDFHSKDJF say the cat was trying to KSDJHFSKDJHFSKF kill itself." Hahahahhaha. Then George Carlin, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 I watched George Carlin last night on HBO! HILARIOUS! He really is the smartest man in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexxi Marie Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 I'd like to see him run for office hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Ditto on Carlin. I like Stephen Colbert too. He has great wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Or witout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Stephen Colbert is hysterical. I hardly ever watch TV and don't have a TV guide, so I've no idea what's on or when, but sometimes I'll get lucky and land on either the Daily Show or the Colbert Report when I'm flipping channels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Dane Cook makes me shoot milk out my nose or whatever im drinkin when i watch him. The things he says is so true! He can get inside your mind! HES AWESOME! I reccomend watching his special called "Vicious Circle" Its awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexxi Marie Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 I said this to my mom yesturday, "If you do drugs after 1981 you're just showing off!" And she said, "I've not heard that before but let me guess who said it...Carlin, right?" And I laugh and go, "No... that's from me." And I dunno, it made me feel good hahahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mocosillo Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) Sienfeld.. Just because he really can make people relate to his subjects, and he keeps them optimistic and presents them solidly. Edited January 17, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Im watching George Carlin at University of Southern Cal. in 1977! Its awesome...he of course always does the 7 words you cant say on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Demetri Martin is really funny. Here's a few good lines from him: "Here's a breakdown of pillow fights: Man vs. Woman - Fun Man vs. Man - Gay Woman vs. Woman - Awesome Man vs. Pillow - Crazy Pillow vs. Pillow - Crazy Awesome" "If someone asks you if you're ticklish, you can't say yes or no, because either way, you'll get tickled. Instead, you should say something like 'I have diarrhea. And yes, I am extremely ticklish.'" "I don't like pinatas because they support violence against flamboyant animals. 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizazz. Let's kick his a**.' What I'm trying to say is, dont' make the same halloween costume mistake I did." Also, Mike Birbiglia is very funny. Here's his hilarious skit about George W. Bush http://youtube.com/watch?v=_g9rJb_razU Here's a skit about cats set to a cartoon http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5h99XSxRI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Thats a hard question!! I want to be a comedian myself, so my mom always makes me watch them. I love my Mom...anyway heres three of my bests: (in no perticular order) 1) Lee Evans. 2) Chris Bliss. 3) Jasper Carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I think the funniest stand up I have ever seen it Dave Chappelle's "Killin' Them Softly." If you like Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" or Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" then you will love this. Most people only know him for Chappelle's Show but there are more quotable lines in this hour long routine than in almost all seasons of Chappelle's Show. I have watched and listend to it (iPod) 15 times, and it has not gotten old. It is truly one of the best out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) Whatever happened to Steven Wright?...I liked his dry sense of humour. Steven Wright Edited August 21, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Demetri Martin is really funny. Here's a few good lines from him: "Here's a breakdown of pillow fights: Man vs. Woman - Fun Man vs. Man - Gay Woman vs. Woman - Awesome Man vs. Pillow - Crazy Pillow vs. Pillow - Crazy Awesome" "If someone asks you if you're ticklish, you can't say yes or no, because either way, you'll get tickled. Instead, you should say something like 'I have diarrhea. And yes, I am extremely ticklish.'" "I don't like pinatas because they support violence against flamboyant animals. 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizazz. Let's kick his a**.' What I'm trying to say is, dont' make the same halloween costume mistake I did." I whole heartedly concur. And, I think Dimitri Martin is cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Whatever happened to Steven Wright?...I liked his dry sense of humour. Steven Wright I saw him on one of the talk shows not too long ago...he's still doing his thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I always loved Steve Martin. I never got to see his stand-up act live, but I heard the album, and saw him a lot on SNL. His sense of humor is my cup o' tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 There was a time when I had his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album memorized. I still think he's hilarious, even though he hasn't done anything good in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Steve Martin performed at Rutgers when I was there (I graduated in 1980) and he was by far the biggest, most talked about act to play there. It was the same as a major rock act. he was a Saturday Night Live star and known world-wide. Others that performed there during those years (Boston, Billy Joel, Meatloaf, Elvis Costello, etc.) couldn't live up to The Steve Martin show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Demetri Martin is so funny, and he uses a guitar..... Everyone should check out David O'Doherty if you don't already know him. He uses this childlike keyboard which makes it even more funny.... But I still bow to Bill Hicks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_n_white Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Steve Martin in his white suit,arrow through the head best will always be my #1. Richard Pryor and George Carlin are great too and Gallagher,especially when he brings out the watermelons.I also like Ron "they call me tater salad" White. I love the TV show Seinfield but I have never found his standup to be that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Some obscure comedians... Jack Benny Phil Silvers And one you've never heard of... Andy Bumatai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Stephen Wright and Stephen Lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Of all the great stand up routines I've seen this past century one stands out above all the others: Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw. "You treat me like animal! Half, Eddie!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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