phil Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. Joe's hands were too shaky after downing that ELEVENTH cup of coffee. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. Joe's hands were too shaky after downing that ELEVENTH cup of coffee. 2. Turned into a Bot by a code cracker. 1.
MindCrime Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. Joe's hands were too shaky after downing that ELEVENTH cup of coffee. 2. Turned into a Bot by a code cracker. 1. He was recovering from his previous pr0n download. _________________________________________________ Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays There still isn't. They eliminated the Devil this year and are now just the Rays. And then they went from worst to first. How prophetic!
Shawna Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
_Laurie_ Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. Human lives seemed a bit more precious 2. 1.
MuzikTyme Posted October 26, 2008 Report Posted October 26, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. Human lives seemed a bit more precious 2. Cell phones weren't stuck up 85.5% of peoples' butts. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Report Posted October 27, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. Human lives seemed a bit more precious 2. Cell phones weren't stuck up 85.5% of peoples' butts. 1. You could flatten a quarterback or high-stick a defenseman without ever having to worry about going to jail. ================================================== Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted October 27, 2008 Report Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted October 27, 2008 Report Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Report Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted October 27, 2008 Report Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. Anchovies 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. Anchovies 3. "Cigars!" "Cigarettes!" 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 3. "Cigars!" At a formal dinner table, upon completion of the meal, Winston Churchill sat back and lit up a big cigar, as was his custom. The guest sitting next to him indignantly eyed the burning stogie and commented, "Sir, if you were my husband, I would ask for a divorce!" After a long pull on the cigar, Winston looked to her and replied, "Madam, if you were my wife, I would consent."
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