Wyld Card 5 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bare his children. 4. 3. 2. 1. Shouldn't it be "bear" his children? Or should they sleep with their kids, too? Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bare his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. Swim in ooze. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. Swim in ooze. 2. Have a daily helping of soylent green. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 2. Have a daily helping of soylent green. But .. but Joe, You gotta tell 'em! Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. Swim in ooze. 2. Have a daily helping of soylent green. 1. Grow your own...veggies of course. Link to post Share on other sites
Mars88 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9- Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo. I think you got it right. All these gifts would be a form of punishment. Well, maybe not the lawn darts Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo. But no. You have it right. It is slightly ambiguous, but I think most entries follow your interpretation: "Zapper", "cannibalistic dragon", "Really Bored Game", "Detention". The concept behind my 'Lawn Darts' is that the bad chilluns would do each other in with them ([smaller] Lawn Darts have been illegal for 20+ years, on account of they are dangerous as Holy Hell [/smaller]). Maybe I ought to have said 'Super Glue Cherry Bombs'. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Oh yeah! There's a definite punisher! Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 [smaller]OK! Now that we have it all cleared up[/smaller] Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) OK! Now that we have it all cleared up Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs 2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers." 1. Edited November 20, 2008 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts AND Super Glue Cherry Bombs 2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers." 1. Whips, chains, handcuffs, and a leather-clad dominating partner ready to give punishment for being naughty Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Top 10 Songs about Thanks: 10. Be Thankful for What You Got-William DeVaughn Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Top 10 Songs about Thanks: 10. Be Thankful for What You Got-William DeVaughn 9. Thank You For The Venom - My Chemical Romance 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Top 10 Songs about Thanks: 10. Be Thankful for What You Got-William DeVaughn 9. Thank You For The Venom - My Chemical Romance 8. Thank You (Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin)--Sly & the Family Stone 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
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