Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bare his children. 4. 3. 2. 1. Shouldn't it be "bear" his children? Or should they sleep with their kids, too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bare his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. Swim in ooze. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. Swim in ooze. 2. Have a daily helping of soylent green. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 2. Have a daily helping of soylent green. But .. but Joe, You gotta tell 'em! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 9 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday. 5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children. 4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas. 3. Swim in ooze. 2. Have a daily helping of soylent green. 1. Grow your own...veggies of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mars88 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9- Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo. I think you got it right. All these gifts would be a form of punishment. Well, maybe not the lawn darts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo. But no. You have it right. It is slightly ambiguous, but I think most entries follow your interpretation: "Zapper", "cannibalistic dragon", "Really Bored Game", "Detention". The concept behind my 'Lawn Darts' is that the bad chilluns would do each other in with them ([smaller] Lawn Darts have been illegal for 20+ years, on account of they are dangerous as Holy Hell [/smaller]). Maybe I ought to have said 'Super Glue Cherry Bombs'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Oh yeah! There's a definite punisher! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 [smaller]OK! Now that we have it all cleared up[/smaller] Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) OK! Now that we have it all cleared up Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs 2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers." 1. Edited November 20, 2008 by Guest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls 10. The Boomerang Zapper 9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon. 8. Elmo with a spanking paw. 7. Miniature UZI 6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar. 5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game 4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game 3. Old School Lawn Darts AND Super Glue Cherry Bombs 2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers." 1. Whips, chains, handcuffs, and a leather-clad dominating partner ready to give punishment for being naughty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Top 10 Songs about Thanks: 10. Be Thankful for What You Got-William DeVaughn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Top 10 Songs about Thanks: 10. Be Thankful for What You Got-William DeVaughn 9. Thank You For The Venom - My Chemical Romance 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Don 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Top 10 Songs about Thanks: 10. Be Thankful for What You Got-William DeVaughn 9. Thank You For The Venom - My Chemical Romance 8. Thank You (Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin)--Sly & the Family Stone 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
