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Top Ten Ways To "Go Green"

10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

9. Party with TimLizzy

8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds

7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges!

6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday.

5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children.

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Top Ten Ways To "Go Green"

10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

9. Party with TimLizzy

8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds

7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges!

6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday.

5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bare his children.

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Shouldn't it be "bear" his children? Or should they sleep with their kids, too? :o

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Top Ten Ways To "Go Green"

10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

9. Party with TimLizzy

8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds

7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges!

6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday.

5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bare his children.

4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas.

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Top Ten Ways To "Go Green"

10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

9. Party with TimLizzy

8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds

7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges!

6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday.

5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children.

4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas.

3. Swim in ooze.

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Top Ten Ways To "Go Green"

10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

9. Party with TimLizzy

8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds

7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges!

6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday.

5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children.

4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas.

3. Swim in ooze.

2. Have a daily helping of soylent green.

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Top Ten Ways To "Go Green"

10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

9. Party with TimLizzy

8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds

7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges!

6. Celebrate St.Patrick's Day everyday.

5. Girls: Marry the Hulk or Gumby and bear his children.

4. Eat lots of beans, broccoli, spinach and peas.

3. Swim in ooze.

2. Have a daily helping of soylent green.

1. Grow your own...veggies of course.

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Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls

10. The Boomerang Zapper

9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon.

8. Elmo with a spanking paw.

7. Miniature UZI

6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar.

5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game

4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game

3. Old School Lawn Darts

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I misinterpreted this topic, I thought it was toys to punish bad kids, not let them have fun with. Hence, the Spanking Elmo.

But no.

You have it right.

It is slightly ambiguous, but I think most entries follow your interpretation: "Zapper", "cannibalistic dragon", "Really Bored Game", "Detention".

The concept behind my 'Lawn Darts' is that the bad chilluns would do each other in with them ([smaller] Lawn Darts have been illegal for 20+ years, on account of they are dangerous as Holy Hell [/smaller]).

Maybe I ought to have said 'Super Glue Cherry Bombs'.

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[smaller]OK! Now that we have it all cleared up[/smaller]

Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls

10. The Boomerang Zapper

9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon.

8. Elmo with a spanking paw.

7. Miniature UZI

6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar.

5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game

4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game

3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs

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OK! Now that we have it all cleared up

Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls

10. The Boomerang Zapper

9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon.

8. Elmo with a spanking paw.

7. Miniature UZI

6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar.

5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game

4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game

3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs

2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers."

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Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls

10. The Boomerang Zapper

9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon.

8. Elmo with a spanking paw.

7. Miniature UZI

6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar.

5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game

4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game

3. Old School Lawn Darts AND Super Glue Cherry Bombs

2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers."

1. Whips, chains, handcuffs, and a leather-clad dominating partner ready to give punishment for being naughty

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