Shawna Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Top 10 things that would make the Rolling Stones retire. 10. Viagra becomes illegal, so no more one-night stands after shows. 9. Keith Richards becomes a Jehovah's Witness, so he can no longer get transfusions. 8. In the new economy , they are back to making $200.00 a gig plus 10% of gate with tickets selling for $5.00 each. 7. They "know it's only rock and roll but" they no longer "like it". 6. Groupies waiting backstage leaning on "walkers" 5. Their Satanic Majesties' Request 4. They can't get no 3. they realize that their Depends undergarments cannot be disguised beneath skin-tight leather. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Top 10 things that would make the Rolling Stones retire. 10. Viagra becomes illegal, so no more one-night stands after shows. 9. Keith Richards becomes a Jehovah's Witness, so he can no longer get transfusions. 8. In the new economy , they are back to making $200.00 a gig plus 10% of gate with tickets selling for $5.00 each. 7. They "know it's only rock and roll but" they no longer "like it". 6. Groupies waiting backstage leaning on "walkers" 5. Their Satanic Majesties' Request 4. They can't get no 3. they realize that their Depends undergarments cannot be disguised beneath skin-tight leather. 2. Fans have transferred their adulation to New Kids. 1. -------------- [smaller] MindCrime, you're running out of time to misinterpret this topic! [/smaller] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Top 10 things that would make the Rolling Stones retire. 10. Viagra becomes illegal, so no more one-night stands after shows. 9. Keith Richards becomes a Jehovah's Witness, so he can no longer get transfusions. 8. In the new economy , they are back to making $200.00 a gig plus 10% of gate with tickets selling for $5.00 each. 7. They "know it's only rock and roll but" they no longer "like it". 6. Groupies waiting backstage leaning on "walkers" 5. Their Satanic Majesties' Request 4. They can't get no 3. they realize that their Depends undergarments cannot be disguised beneath skin-tight leather. 2. Fans have transferred their adulation to New Kids. 1. The Beatles blow them off the stage at "Woodstock 2019". ================================================= Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing! 5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " . 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing! 5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " . 4.One word - Geritol. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing! 5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " . 4.One word - Geritol. 3. "Norwegian Wood." 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing! 5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " . 4.One word - Geritol. 3. "Norwegian Wood." 2. Jagger's duckwalk would look more like a turtle crawl. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019" 10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred. 9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus". 8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals. 7. They get by with a little help from their friends. 6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing! 5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " . 4.One word - Geritol. 3. "Norwegian Wood." 2. Jagger's duckwalk would look more like a turtle crawl. 1. They're finally as ugly as Stone. The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars88 Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- Vegetales Videos 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- Vegetales Videos 5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out! 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- Vegetales Videos 5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out! 4- Atari 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- Vegetales Videos 5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out! 4- Atari 3-A cheap desktop computer (That @$%^! Packard Bell didn't move past "burn in" mode no matter what we did Christmas day!) 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- Vegetales Videos 5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out! 4- Atari 3-A cheap desktop computer (That @$%^! Packard Bell didn't move past "burn in" mode no matter what we did Christmas day!) 2- Bag O' Glass 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas. 10-Cabbage Patch Doll 9- Tickle Me Elmo 8- Ritalin 7- Furby 6- Vegetales Videos 5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out! 4- Atari 3-A cheap desktop computer (That @$%^! Packard Bell didn't move past "burn in" mode no matter what we did Christmas day!) 2- Bag O' Glass 1- Lawn Darts (Hypothetically) -------------------------------------- Top 10 People, Things, or News Events from 2008, that nobody will remember in 2009. 10. Katy Perry 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Top 10 People, Things, or News Events from 2008, that nobody will remember in 2009. 10. Katy Perry 9. Clay Aiken's Coming-Out 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Top 10 People, Things, or News Events from 2008, that nobody will remember in 2009. 10.Katy Perry 9. Clay Aiken's Coming-Out 8. Joe The Plumber 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Top 10 People, Things, or News Events from 2008, that nobody will remember in 2009. 10.Katy Perry 9. Clay Aiken's Coming-Out 8. Joe The Plumber 7. Floods along the Mississippi River ... again 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Top 10 People, Things, or News Events from 2008, that nobody will remember in 2009. 10.Katy Perry 9. Clay Aiken's Coming-Out 8. Joe The Plumber 7. Floods along the Mississippi River ... again 6. Joe Maddon 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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