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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

6. It's the "in" look.

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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

6. It's the "in" look.

5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures.

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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

6. It's the "in" look.

5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures.

4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime.

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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

6. It's the "in" look.

5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures.

4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime.

3. The underlying message is: more testosterone.

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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

6. It's the "in" look.

5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures.

4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime.

3. The underlying message is: more testosterone.

2. Solar power: the new Viagra!

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Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing

10. Just think of the savings on shampoo!

9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick!

8. No more hair in the soup!.

7. Just think of the savings on haircuts!

6. It's the "in" look.

5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures.

4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime.

3. The underlying message is: more testosterone.

2. Solar power: the new Viagra!

1. With a black magic marker and a bow=moon anybody with impunity!

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?!

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?!

5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York.

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?!

5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York.

4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?!

5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York.

4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks

3. He thinks it will make him as popular as Jay Leno.

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?!

5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York.

4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks

3. He thinks it will make him as popular as Jay Leno.

2. He thinks he's still Drew Carey's boss and wants to cash in on the "Price is Right"

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Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently.

10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt.

9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY

8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke.

7. Now he can make jokes about his own government.

6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?!

5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York.

4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks

3. He thinks it will make him as popular as Jay Leno.

2. He thinks he's still Drew Carey's boss and wants to cash in on the "Price is Right"

1. Buckingham Palace was about to set the S.A.S. after him, Sean Connery was sharpening his family's Claymore sword to end Craig's bad impersonations of him, Michael Caine was ready to bash the Scotish boffin with the heaviest Martini glass he could find, and George W. Bush was prevailed upon to grant political asylum to "The Scottish Conan." :laughing:

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

06. Hide all of the grocery carts

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