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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

6. There aren't enough days in a year to honor all of us wonderul white folk.

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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

6. There aren't enough days in a year to honor all of us wonderul white folk.

5. Not enough 'good' history (how about them wars, eh? You still in touch with your colonies?)

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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

6. There aren't enough days in a year to honor all of us wonderul white folk.

5. Not enough 'good' history (how about them wars, eh? You still in touch with your colonies?)

4. Because, then Green, Purple, and Orange will want a month too.

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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

6. There aren't enough days in a year to honor all of us wonderul white folk.

5. Not enough 'good' history (how about them wars, eh? You still in touch with your colonies?)

4. Because, then Green, Purple, and Orange will want a month too.

3. All the stats for the white paper on White History Month would be written on a white board, so it's just a waste of time.

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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

6. There aren't enough days in a year to honor all of us wonderul white folk.

5. Not enough 'good' history (how about them wars, eh? You still in touch with your colonies?)

4. Because, then Green, Purple, and Orange will want a month too.

3. All the stats for the white paper on White History Month would be written on a white board, so it's just a waste of time.

2. Because until January 20, 2009, having a white president was never considered past history.

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Top ten reasons why there isn't a white history month . . .

10. White men can't jump

9. They couldn't decide which of the 13 months it would be

8. We have enough holidays commemorating white people (Columbus Day, Presidents Day, various Saint days around the world)

7. Because it sounds an awful lot like Klan History Month

6. There aren't enough days in a year to honor all of us wonderul white folk.

5. Not enough 'good' history (how about them wars, eh? You still in touch with your colonies?)

4. Because, then Green, Purple, and Orange will want a month too.

3. All the stats for the white paper on White History Month would be written on a white board, so it's just a waste of time.

2. Because until January 20, 2009, having a white president was never considered past history.

1. There isn't? Sammy's been solicting "White History Month" gifts from me for years!

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

6. Santa is still showing up at malls during the day and bars at night.

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

6. Santa is still showing up at malls during the day and bars at night.

5. Woolly mammoth sightings in Central Park

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Top Ten Reasons Why An Entire Thread Would Vanish From The List

10. Technology Sucks!

9. Anybody else ever notice that the "delete" button is often the dirtiest button on a keyboard? Oops.

8. It's Bad Karma, Man.

7. The terrorists have nearly won.

6. Or, is it bad Lea, man?

5. I said something about Nixon, and his cronies covered it up, just like Watergate.

4. Jack-booted Thugs in Black Helicopters!

3. Mulder and Scully were right!

2. Violates EEC policies.

1. Because the verbial equinox exists, like it or not . . . just try to understand and live with it!

(just as this very thread title was changed) !!!

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Sorry. It's a default to when one hits a forum and it doesn't come up on the current thread at hand.

I know it's a pain :mad: It really annoys me on some of these games and threads in Random Thoughts.

It's because of a glitch this site had a few months back, and some of the older threads will only go about half way when clicked. Personally, I think it's about time to start new sequel threads to replace the older ones.

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

6. Santa is still showing up at malls during the day and bars at night.

5. Woolly mammoth sightings in Central Park

4. Who can afford the wardrobe change?

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

6. Santa is still showing up at malls during the day and bars at night.

5. Woolly mammoth sightings in Central Park

4. Who can afford the wardrobe change?

3. Factories have been cutting down the trees needed to provide oxygen.

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

6. Santa is still showing up at malls during the day and bars at night.

5. Woolly mammoth sightings in Central Park

4. Who can afford the wardrobe change?

3. Factories have been cutting down the trees needed to provide oxygen.

2. February 2nd headline: Groundhog Discovered Frozen In Burrow!

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Top Ten Signs That Spring May Come A Bit Late This Year

10. Salesmen scraping 3 inches of ice off those Springtime Discounted New Car Models ... in Alabama!

9. Bill Murray ate the groundhog when it appeared for it's annual pop-up.

8. Global warming pushed aside by the cold winds of economic crisis.

7. Pitchers and catchers did not report.

6. Santa is still showing up at malls during the day and bars at night.

5. Woolly mammoth sightings in Central Park

4. Who can afford the wardrobe change?

3. Factories have been cutting down the trees needed to provide oxygen.

2. February 2nd headline: Groundhog Discovered Frozen In Burrow!

1. Snow shovels sold out in Schenectady, in mid-March!

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

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