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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

6. You notice that the blue chunks in your Boo-Berry cereal looks suspiciously like rat poison.

5. Dinner talk often involves the family discussing plans on how to divide your assets and stuff once you are out of the picture - one way or another.

4.They talk at you. Not to you.

3. Take out the trash and hear the door being locked behind you.

2. You're significant other goes to Vegas, and the next thing you know: the house is property of Harrah's Casino.

1. The pets always leave their 'little presents' in your shoes , favorite chair , side of the bed , etc. as though they were trained to.

Someone else go ahead .

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9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

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The top ten signs when you know you need a goat

10. when yogurt and cigarette butts build up to a surplus conclusion

9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

7. You saw that Arby's commercial and figure she's the perfect girl for you.

6. You personally know someone that traveled over two states just to get goat meat.

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The top ten signs when you know you need a goat

10. when yogurt and cigarette butts build up to a surplus conclusion

9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

7. You saw that Arby's commercial and figure she's the perfect girl for you.

6. You personally know someone that traveled over two states just to get goat meat.

5. After the sheep dies.

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The top ten signs when you know you need a goat

10. when yogurt and cigarette butts build up to a surplus conclusion

9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

7. You saw that Arby's commercial and figure she's the perfect girl for you.

6. You personally know someone that traveled over two states just to get goat meat.

5. After the sheep dies.

4. You've heard the rumors that goat milk can make your sperm count more potent. *(rumor started here)

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The top ten signs when you know you need a goat

10. when yogurt and cigarette butts build up to a surplus conclusion

9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

7. You saw that Arby's commercial and figure she's the perfect girl for you.

6. You personally know someone that traveled over two states just to get goat meat.

5. After the sheep dies.

4. You've heard the rumors that goat milk can make your sperm count more potent. *(rumor started here)

3. Due to a faulty phone connection you misheard your broker desperately pleading for you to, "Save your retirement! Buy gold!"

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The top ten signs when you know you need a goat

10. when yogurt and cigarette butts build up to a surplus conclusion

9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

7. You saw that Arby's commercial and figure she's the perfect girl for you.

6. You personally know someone that traveled over two states just to get goat meat.

5. After the sheep dies.

4. You've heard the rumors that goat milk can make your sperm count more potent. *(rumor started here)

3. Due to a faulty phone connection you misheard your broker desperately pleading for you to, "Save your retirement! Buy gold!"

2. You realize that you finally taught the goat to speak! Teaching a goat to speak

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The top ten signs when you know you need a goat

10. when yogurt and cigarette butts build up to a surplus conclusion

9. to use as a tin can recycler

8. You've just spent the last half hour mesmerized by a Ronco Real Goat! informercial

7. You saw that Arby's commercial and figure she's the perfect girl for you.

6. You personally know someone that traveled over two states just to get goat meat.

5. After the sheep dies.

4. You've heard the rumors that goat milk can make your sperm count more potent. *(rumor started here)

3. Due to a faulty phone connection you misheard your broker desperately pleading for you to, "Save your retirement! Buy gold!"

2. You realize that you finally taught the goat to speak! Teaching a goat to speak

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The Dog Pile

10. Boxer

9. Mind your Briefs

8. Golden Retrievers

7. Royal German Shepherd

6. Automic Dog (George Clinton)

5. Jack Russels

4. Philly Dog; Randy Jackson; Capitalist Lapdog; Ain't_I'm_A_Dog; Skinny Bitch; Pronto Pup; Augie Doggie & Doggy Daddy

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The Top Ten Dog Breeds (your favorites)

10. Boxer

9. Mind your Briefs

8. Golden Retrievers

7. Royal German Shepherd

6. Automic Dog (George Clinton)

5. Jack Russels

4. Philly Dog; Randy Jackson; Capitalist Lapdog; Ain't_I'm_A_Dog; Skinny Bitch; Pronto Pup; Augie Doggie & Doggy Daddy

3. Chili

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The Top Ten Dog Breeds (your favorites)

10. Boxer

9. Mind your Briefs

8. Golden Retrievers

7. Royal German Shepherd

6. Automic Dog (George Clinton)

5. Jack Russels

4. Philly Dog; Randy Jackson; Capitalist Lapdog; Ain't_I'm_A_Dog; Skinny Bitch; Pronto Pup; Augie Doggie & Doggy Daddy

3. Chili

2. Yellow Lab

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The Top Ten Dog Breeds (your favorites)

10. Boxer

9. Mind your Briefs

8. Golden Retrievers

7. Royal German Shepherd

6. Automic Dog (George Clinton)

5. Jack Russels

4. Philly Dog; Randy Jackson; Capitalist Lapdog; Ain't_I'm_A_Dog; Skinny Bitch; Pronto Pup; Augie Doggie & Doggy Daddy

3. Chili

2. Yellow Lab

1. Great Dane

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