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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

5. To prevail. So we can say we did.

4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again.

3. To show we've learned from our Grandparents on how to get through tough times with very little.

2. My water got shut off, so I've been wearing the same underwear for nearly a month now.

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again.

2. My water got shut off, so I've been wearing the same underwear for nearly a month now.

And you wonder why your girlfriend won't have sex with you!

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

5. To prevail. So we can say we did.

4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again.

3. To show we've learned from our Grandparents on how to get through tough times with very little.

2. So that Sammy's girlfriend will...(oops, nevermind).

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

5. To prevail. So we can say we did.

4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again.

3. To show we've learned from our Grandparents on how to get through tough times with very little.

2. So that Sammy's girlfriend will...(oops, nevermind).

1. You wanna face a mob of out of work Walmart greeters ?

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Top 10 reasons why White People are full of self-loathing :

10. Can't rap nor dance worth a damn .

9. Because they use sunscreen but still want a tan

8. Because we can't jump.

7. Whites don't have a Black history month...

6. Caucasians are considered the minority race in Asia.

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Top 10 reasons why White People are full of self-loathing :

10. Can't rap nor dance worth a damn .

9. Because they use sunscreen but still want a tan

8. Because we can't jump.

7. Whites don't have a Black history month...

6. Caucasians are considered the minority race in Asia.

5. Men's gym locker room envy.

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Top 10 reasons why White People are full of self-loathing :

10. Can't rap nor dance worth a damn .

9. Because they use sunscreen but still want a tan

8. Because we can't jump.

7. Whites don't have a Black history month...

6. Caucasians are considered the minority race in Asia.

5. Men's gym locker room envy.

4. Looking for the towel that never existed!

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Top 10 reasons why White People are full of self-loathing :

10. Can't rap nor dance worth a damn .

9. Because they use sunscreen but still want a tan

8. Because we can't jump.

7. Whites don't have a Black history month...

6. Caucasians are considered the minority race in Asia.

5. Men's gym locker room envy.

4. Looking for the towel that never existed!

3. Four thousand years of oppression at the hands of other white people.

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Top 10 reasons why White People are full of self-loathing :

10. Can't rap nor dance worth a damn .

9. Because they use sunscreen but still want a tan

8. Because we can't jump.

7. Whites don't have a Black history month...

6. Caucasians are considered the minority race in Asia.

5. Men's gym locker room envy.

4. Looking for the towel that never existed!

3. Four thousand years of oppression at the hands of other white people.

2.They're only good at hockey

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Top 10 reasons why White People are full of self-loathing :

10. Can't rap nor dance worth a damn .

9. Because they use sunscreen but still want a tan

8. Because we can't jump.

7. Whites don't have a Black history month...

6. Caucasians are considered the minority race in Asia.

5. Men's gym locker room envy.

4. Looking for the towel that never existed!

3. Four thousand years of oppression at the hands of other white people.

2.They're only good at hockey

1. Because the Americans haven't had a good White President in 64 years.

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Top ten things that would ruin Valentine's Day.

10. Texting somebody while on a date.

9. Bringing a friend to the date

8. Taking your date to McDonald's

7. Giving her a rabid puppy.

6. Petting her rabid puppy.

5. Setting up a camera in the bedroom.

4. Seeing three men with fedoras and violin cases walking into the Chicago parking garage in which you are unlocking your car door.

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Top ten things that would ruin Valentine's Day.

10. Texting somebody while on a date.

9. Bringing a friend to the date

8. Taking your date to McDonald's

7. Giving her a rabid puppy.

6. Petting her rabid puppy.

5. Setting up a camera in the bedroom.

4. Seeing three men with fedoras and violin cases walking into the Chicago parking garage in which you are unlocking your car door.

3. Having Cupid (Amor) shoot an arrow in your butt whilst the cherub laughs . . .

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