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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

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07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

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06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to.

07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

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05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to.

07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

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04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again.

05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to.

07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

When I walk beside her, I am a better man...

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

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03. To follow the man's example...cook less, clean less, watch more television.

04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again.

05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to.

07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

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02. To keep shorting the stock market until the Dow plummets to around 5700.

03. To follow the man's example...cook less, clean less, watch more television.

04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again.

05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to.

07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

01. To finish early.

02. To keep shorting the stock market until the Dow plummets to around 5700.

03. To follow the man's example...cook less, clean less, watch more television.

04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again.

05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to.

07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions.

08. To gain weight because I seriously need to

09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal...

10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

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8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

..and you don't neccessarily believe that?

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

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"They call me Heat Miser; whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch.....I'M TOO MUCH!"

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. Aliens must've helped build the pyramids of Egypt : When 2,000+ years later , the Aztecs , Mayans , and Incas could do the same - without even the use of the wheel .

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people.

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people.

5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here!

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people.

5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here!

4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years.

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people.

5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here!

4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years.

3. "The Little Ice Age" has returned!

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people.

5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here!

4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years.

3. "The Little Ice Age" has returned!

2. The Apollo Moon Landing was faked in a TV studio.

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Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe :

10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims .

9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory.

8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens.

7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam.

6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people.

5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here!

4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years.

3. "The Little Ice Age" has returned!

2. The Apollo Moon Landing was faked in a TV studio.

1. Eve ate a Pomegranate instead of an apple and talked to a night crawler instead of a snake . . .

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