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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

06. Hide all of the grocery carts

05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

06. Hide all of the grocery carts

05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape.

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

06. Hide all of the grocery carts

05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape.

03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1.

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

06. Hide all of the grocery carts

05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape.

03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1.

02. Talk really, really loud on your cell phone so the customer ahead of you has to keep repeating themselves to be heard by the cashier }:|

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Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store.

10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5.

09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities.

08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe".

07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

06. Hide all of the grocery carts

05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape.

03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1.

02. Talk really, really loud on your cell phone so the customer ahead of you has to keep repeating themselves to be heard by the cashier

01. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

6. A parcel full of feces .

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

6. A parcel full of feces .

5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

6. A parcel full of feces .

5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes

4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman .

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

6. A parcel full of feces .

5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes

4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman .

3. Finding out Sammy standss about 5'1 and weighs 85 pounds.

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

6. A parcel full of feces .

5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes

4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman .

3. Finding out Sammy standss about 5'1 and weighs 85 pounds.

2. Having a Song Factor who speaks Hawaiian...and calls me out for "lapses in translation."

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Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor.

10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks.

9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC.

8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley

7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps.

6. A parcel full of feces .

5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes

4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman .

3. Finding out Sammy standss about 5'1 and weighs 85 pounds.

2. Having a Song Factor who speaks Hawaiian...and calls me out for "lapses in translation."

1. A lack of respect, dignity and decorum .... Oh, wait a minute. That was on that other site.

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters. :P

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

5. To prevail. So we can say we did.

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

5. To prevail. So we can say we did.

4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again.

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Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times.

10. As of now, no where else better to go.

9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken.

8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live.

7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters.

6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back.

5. To prevail. So we can say we did.

4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again.

3. To show we've learned from our Grandparents on how to get through tough times with very little.

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