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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

6. You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish ~ REO Speedwagon

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

6. You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish ~ REO Speedwagon

5. She Got the Goldmine(I Got the Shaft) - Jerry Reed

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

6. You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish ~ REO Speedwagon

5. She Got the Goldmine(I Got the Shaft) - Jerry Reed

4. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & the Blockheads

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

6. You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish ~ REO Speedwagon

5. She Got the Goldmine(I Got the Shaft) - Jerry Reed

4. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & the Blockheads

3. Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow...The Rivingtons

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

6. You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish ~ REO Speedwagon

5. She Got the Goldmine(I Got the Shaft) - Jerry Reed

4. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & the Blockheads

3. Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow...The Rivingtons

2. My Girl Bill - Jim Stafford

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Top Ten Amusing Song Titles

10. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

9. Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear - Reverend Horton Heat

8. How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away. - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

7. Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby-Louis Jordan

6. You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish ~ REO Speedwagon

5. She Got the Goldmine(I Got the Shaft) - Jerry Reed

4. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & the Blockheads

3. Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow...The Rivingtons

2. My Girl Bill - Jim Stafford

1. If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me - Jimmy Buffett

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

6. Those damned Muppets on Sesame Street just make you want to kill somebody...anybody.

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

6. Those damned Muppets on Sesame Street just make you want to kill somebody...anybody.

5. You have disturbing, but tingly, fantasies about Juan Valdez ... and his donkey.

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

6. Those damned Muppets on Sesame Street just make you want to kill somebody...anybody.

5. You have disturbing, but tingly, fantasies about Juan Valdez ... and his donkey.

4. You've taken out a personal loan so you can spend the afternoon at Starbuck's.

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

6. Those damned Muppets on Sesame Street just make you want to kill somebody...anybody.

5. You have disturbing, but tingly, fantasies about Juan Valdez ... and his donkey.

4. You've taken out a personal loan so you can spend the afternoon at Starbuck's.

3. You notice that your post count has passed Edna's.... :D

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

6. Those damned Muppets on Sesame Street just make you want to kill somebody...anybody.

5. You have disturbing, but tingly, fantasies about Juan Valdez ... and his donkey.

4. You've taken out a personal loan so you can spend the afternoon at Starbuck's.

3. You notice that your post count has passed Edna's.... :D

2. You're employee of the month at Starbucks, and you don't even work there.

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Top 10 Signs that You've had too much Coffee

10. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

9. You've read the entire NY Times and Wall Street Journal before you've even left the bathroom.

8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7. You're peeing in your bed.....and you're down the hall in the bathroom.

6. Those damned Muppets on Sesame Street just make you want to kill somebody...anybody.

5. You have disturbing, but tingly, fantasies about Juan Valdez ... and his donkey.

4. You've taken out a personal loan so you can spend the afternoon at Starbuck's.

3. You notice that your post count has passed Edna's....

2. You're employee of the month at Starbucks, and you don't even work there.

1. You are arrested after getting into a violent quarrel with 7-11 staff over trying to use the Super Big Gulp cups for your morning coffee .

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

6. You notice that the blue chunks in your Boo-Berry cereal looks suspiciously like rat poison.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

6. You notice that the blue chunks in your Boo-Berry cereal looks suspiciously like rat poison.

5. Dinner talk often involves the family discussing plans on how to divide your assets and stuff once you are out of the picture - one way or another.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

6. You notice that the blue chunks in your Boo-Berry cereal looks suspiciously like rat poison.

5. Dinner talk often involves the family discussing plans on how to divide your assets and stuff once you are out of the picture - one way or another.

4.They talk at you. Not to you.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

6. You notice that the blue chunks in your Boo-Berry cereal looks suspiciously like rat poison.

5. Dinner talk often involves the family discussing plans on how to divide your assets and stuff once you are out of the picture - one way or another.

4.They talk at you. Not to you.

3. Take out the trash and hear the door being locked behind you.

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Top 10 signs you are not being respected in your home:

10. You have to ask your son/daughter for your credit card in case you want to buy something while shopping.

9. The wife hands you a basket of clothes to fold...and it's filled with milkman and mailman uniforms.

8. Your pet dog keeps bringing you men's underwear that doesn't belong to you.

7. Someone keeps rigging up a tripwire at the top of the basement steps.

6. You notice that the blue chunks in your Boo-Berry cereal looks suspiciously like rat poison.

5. Dinner talk often involves the family discussing plans on how to divide your assets and stuff once you are out of the picture - one way or another.

4.They talk at you. Not to you.

3. Take out the trash and hear the door being locked behind you.

2. You're significant other goes to Vegas, and the next thing you know: the house is property of Harrah's Casino.

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