New Top Ten List Game

[Jenny 2]

Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song)

10. You spread disease, Louise.

9. Just hit the bricks, Rick.

8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck.

7. Send her the checks, Rex.

6. Crawl down a hole, Joel

5. Take a hike, Mike.

4. Hop on a plane, Jane

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[Uncle Joe 0]

Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song)

10. You spread disease, Louise.

9. Just hit the bricks, Rick.

8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck.

7. Send her the checks, Rex.

6. Crawl down a hole, Joel

5. Take a hike, Mike.

4. Hop on a plane, Jane

3. Hit the road, Toad.

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[_Laurie_ 9]

Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song)

10. You spread disease, Louise.

9. Just hit the bricks, Rick.

8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck.

7. Send her the checks, Rex.

6. Crawl down a hole, Joel

5. Take a hike, Mike.

4. Hop on a plane, Jane

3. Hit the road, Toad.

2. Just date her mom, Tom.

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[Floydaholic 0]

Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song)

10. You spread disease, Louise.

9. Just hit the bricks, Rick.

8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck.

7. Send her the checks, Rex.

6. Crawl down a hole, Joel

5. Take a hike, Mike.

4. Hop on a plane, Jane

3. Hit the road, Toad.

2. Just date her mom, Tom.

1. Shoot yourself in the face, Grace.

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

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[The Seeker 0]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

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[miamisammy29 4]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

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[Uncle Joe 0]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

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[Steel2Velvet 0]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek.

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[Jenny 2]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek.

6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time

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[Uncle Joe 0]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek.

6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time

7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time.

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[Wyld Card 5]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek.

6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time

7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time.

8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground.

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[miamisammy29 4]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek.

6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time

7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time.

8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground.

9. Can spank the monkey without using his hands.

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[Steel2Velvet 0]

The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.

1. They can flip a coin with their mind

2. They could pass as a quick-change artist.

3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd.

4. He can flip his mind with a coin.

5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek.

6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time

7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time.

8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground.

9. Can spank the monkey without using his hands.

10. Can chisel, coerce and extort; all the while making you love him for it.

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Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

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[miamisammy29 4]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

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[Kevin 3]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

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[bazooka 0]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

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[phil 7]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig

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[cyberjudge 0]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig

5. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip

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[bazooka 0]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig

5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip

[smaller]5b.[/smaller] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way

4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson

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[miamisammy29 4]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig

5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip

[smaller]5b.[/smaller] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way

4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson

3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses

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[Uncle Joe 0]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig

5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip

5b. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way

4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson

3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses

2. Yellow Submarine-I Wanna Hold Your Banana

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[Jenny 2]

Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles

10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion

9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel

8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along

7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus

6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig

5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip

5b. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way

4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson

3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses

2. Yellow Submarine-I Wanna Hold Your Banana

1. Yesterday - Man, Today Really Sucks!

Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written:

[miamisammy29 4]

Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written:

10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story

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[Uncle Joe 0]

Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written:

10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story

9. "You Betcha"...the story of how Sarah Palin was tagged and released back into the wild after the 2008 Presidential Election (thanks to Jon Stewart).

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[Kevin 3]

Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written:

10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story

9. "You Betcha"...the story of how Sarah Palin was tagged and released back into the wild after the 2008 Presidential Election (thanks to Jon Stewart).

8. "Chairman of The Board " -The Donald Rumsfeld Story

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