Jenny Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. Hit the road, Toad. 2. 1.
_Laurie_ Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. Hit the road, Toad. 2. Just date her mom, Tom. 1.
Floydaholic Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. Hit the road, Toad. 2. Just date her mom, Tom. 1. Shoot yourself in the face, Grace. The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
The Seeker Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
miamisammy29 Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Uncle Joe Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Steel2Velvet Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Jenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. 8. 9. 10.
Uncle Joe Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. 9. 10.
MindCrime Posted November 12, 2008 Report Posted November 12, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground. 9. 10.
miamisammy29 Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Posted November 12, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground. 9. Can spank the monkey without using his hands. 10.
Steel2Velvet Posted November 12, 2008 Report Posted November 12, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground. 9. Can spank the monkey without using his hands. 10. Can chisel, coerce and extort; all the while making you love him for it. _____________________________ Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Posted November 12, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip [smaller]5b.[/smaller] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip [smaller]5b.[/smaller] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip 5b. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses 2. Yellow Submarine-I Wanna Hold Your Banana 1.
Jenny Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip 5b. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses 2. Yellow Submarine-I Wanna Hold Your Banana 1. Yesterday - Man, Today Really Sucks! Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written:
miamisammy29 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: 10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: 10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story 9. "You Betcha"...the story of how Sarah Palin was tagged and released back into the wild after the 2008 Presidential Election (thanks to Jon Stewart). 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: 10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story 9. "You Betcha"...the story of how Sarah Palin was tagged and released back into the wild after the 2008 Presidential Election (thanks to Jon Stewart). 8. "Chairman of The Board " -The Donald Rumsfeld Story 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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