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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely.

6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade.

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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely.

6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade.

5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return.

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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely.

6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade.

5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return.

4. Human sacrifices to Mammon

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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely.

6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade.

5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return.

4. Human sacrifices to Mammon

3. Two words....Money Trees!

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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely.

6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade.

5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return.

4. Human sacrifices to Mammon

3. Two words....Money Trees!

2. Free Songfacts membership for everyone.

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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely.

6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade.

5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return.

4. Human sacrifices to Mammon

3. Two words....Money Trees!

2. Free Songfacts membership for everyone.

1. Crown Bill Gates "King of the Everything."

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran

5. Official Reagan biographer.

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This sucks . Carter was the only honest and decent man ever to sit in the White House since .... ever - and hence his downfall . :P :laughing:

Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran

5. Official Reagan biographer.

4. Secretary of State

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran

5. Official Reagan biographer.

4. Secretary of State

3. Secretary of HUD (due to his involvement in Habitat for Humanity)

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran

5. Official Reagan biographer.

4. Secretary of State

3. Secretary of HUD (due to his involvement in Habitat for Humanity)

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This sucks . Carter was the only honest and decent man ever to sit in the White House since .... ever - and hence his downfall . :P :laughing:

Honesty nor decency were not the criteria by which he was limited to a single term. Like Herbert Hoover, James Buchanan and the first George Bush, he lacked raw leadership ability. No nation will follow someone who is not quite sure where they are going.

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Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration

10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff

9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries.

8. Lawn jockey

7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways)

6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran

5. Official Reagan biographer.

4. Secretary of State

3. Secretary of HUD (due to his involvement in Habitat for Humanity)

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1. Hold up the cue cards...when to laugh, clap, etc....

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... :cool: :D

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... :cool: :D

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye...

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye...

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam.

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye...

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam.

5. Playing Polish darts.

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye...

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam.

5. Playing Polish darts.

4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!"

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye...

now that it's all healed, I can joke about it...

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam.

5. Playing Polish darts.

4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!"

3. Attended a Stooge-Con.

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